1. The struggle you will take to the grave.
2. The oddity as old as time.
3. This perplexing urge.
4. The sad realization that your fears have become way less spooky since childhood.
5. Enough said.
6. How refined your tastes have become over the years.
7. The way Halloween totally changes your perception of the world.
8. This shining beacon of truth in a world full of lies.
