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I'm Sorry, Do You Even KNOW Who My Father Is??

My father will be hearing about this.

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Andrea Hickey
Andrea Hickey
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  1. Garçon! GARÇON!!!<br />
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    Mmm?
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    Yes, sir, is something wrong, sir?

  2. I asked for the '69 pinot and you delivered me the HOUSE WHITE. Do you think I cannot discern the difference?
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    Of course, monsieur, I am sorry.
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    Oh, monsieur, I do apologize! You see, the restaurant is quite busy tonight and –

  3. Priscilla here is EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED, aren't you, Priscilla? TELL THE GARÇON YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED. LOOK AT HOW SAD SHE IS THAT HER NIGHT OUT HAS BEEN RUINED.
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    Madame, I –
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    Yes, indeed the lady looks very melancholy.

  4. This is a grave mistake. Do you even know who my father is?! DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS?
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    Well...
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    He is...a man of...great importance, monsieur...

  5. I OWN A ROLLS-ROYCE. Priscilla darling, tell the man we came here in a Rolls-Royce.
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    I believe you, sir.
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    I...

  6. You think I'm some sort of...ninny! I'm important! I own my own startup! I'm disrupting the concrete industry!
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    Of course, of course, I do not doubt this.
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    Sir, I can correct your wine order right away!

  7. My father will be hearing about this. Oh, he will hear! Once I call him up on the telephone, he will hear!
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    Yes, monsieur.
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    Okay.
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