Comedy·Updated on Oct 8, 2018. Posted on Sep 18, 2015Are You Good Enough For My Son?My son wants to go on his first date. I will only let him go if his date passes this quiz.by Andrea HickeyBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink If you're reading this, that means my son asked you out on a date. Do you think you're good enough for him? Hmm. We'll see about that. Let's just get this out of the way first. Do you even know my son's name?? Thinkstock Webstarr Correct Incorrect Webstarr Worbser Correct Incorrect Worbser W.E.B.S.T.E.R.R. Correct Incorrect W.E.B.S.T.E.R.R. Webster Correct Incorrect Webster Correct! Wrong! My son's name is Webster. Although if you chose Webstarr, I *almost* give you credit, because his dad wanted to name him that, because he thought it was "cool." I don't know, it was the late '90s. Webster only likes one kind of food, so if you're going on a date with him, you better know what it is. What is it? Thinkstock Uncooked red onions Correct Incorrect Uncooked red onions Ranch dressing Correct Incorrect Ranch dressing Bacon bits Correct Incorrect Bacon bits Pieces of his math folder that he tears off and eats Correct Incorrect Pieces of his math folder that he tears off and eats Correct! Wrong! Webster only eats pieces of his math folder. I'm actually really terrified for when there's no more math folder for him to eat. Webster LOVES bedtime stories. I think he would love to hear one at the end of your date. Which is his favorite? Thinkstock The Children's Illustrated Guide to the Dark Ages Correct Incorrect The Children's Illustrated Guide to the Dark Ages Lifetime's "The Carol Burnett Show: The Unauthorized Story": The Novelization Correct Incorrect Lifetime's "The Carol Burnett Show: The Unauthorized Story": The Novelization Felicity: An American Girl Correct Incorrect Felicity: An American Girl A printed out collection of Virginia Woolf poems held together with a binder clip Correct Incorrect A printed out collection of Virginia Woolf poems held together with a binder clip Correct! Wrong! Webster absolutely LOVES Felicity: An American Girl. And he absolutely HATES Changes for Felicity. He hates change. Final question: I'm sure you know this, but how old is my pride and joy, Webster? 19 Correct Incorrect 19 18 Correct Incorrect 18 13 Correct Incorrect 13 9 Correct Incorrect 9 Correct! Wrong! Webster is 18. I'm finally letting him go on his first date, and you will NOT mess this up for us.