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Updated on Oct 8, 2018. Posted on Sep 18, 2015

Are You Good Enough For My Son?

My son wants to go on his first date. I will only let him go if his date passes this quiz.

If you're reading this, that means my son asked you out on a date. Do you think you're good enough for him? Hmm. We'll see about that.

  1. Let's just get this out of the way first. Do you even know my son's name??

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    My son's name is Webster.

    Although if you chose Webstarr, I *almost* give you credit, because his dad wanted to name him that, because he thought it was "cool." I don't know, it was the late '90s.

  2. Webster only likes one kind of food, so if you're going on a date with him, you better know what it is. What is it?

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    Webster only eats pieces of his math folder.

    I'm actually really terrified for when there's no more math folder for him to eat.

  3. Webster LOVES bedtime stories. I think he would love to hear one at the end of your date. Which is his favorite?

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    Webster absolutely LOVES Felicity: An American Girl.

    And he absolutely HATES Changes for Felicity. He hates change.

  4. Final question: I'm sure you know this, but how old is my pride and joy, Webster?

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    Webster is 18.

    I'm finally letting him go on his first date, and you will NOT mess this up for us.