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19 Things You'll Get If You're Obsessed With Going To The Nail Salon

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1. You have a running list of salons in your immediate area, with pros and cons for each.

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2. You always have several punch cards from different salons ready to go in your wallet.

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3. Everyone already knows what you're going to get when you walk in.

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4. You know all the names of all your favorite nail colors...

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5. ...but actually picking a color is still the hardest decision of your life.

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6. You've memorized the questions they ask you during a manicure, and their order.

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Nails cut? Filed? Square? Round?

7. You'd die before you let your manicure smudge before it dried.

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8. And when your nails start chipping, you go into mourning.

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9. You LIVE for that little post-manicure massage.

10. You've mastered your poker face while getting tickled with the pumice stone during a pedicure.

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11. The chair massage is a spiritual experience for you.

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12. You already know before the massage is over that you're going to ask for more time.

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It's just too good.

13. You have to get out the calculator app on your phone every single time you pay, because, c'mon: you're too relaxed to do math.

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14. You don't even feel embarrassed anymore about coming back for the second time in a week.

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15. After all, the technicians there are basically family to you.

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16. And it's one of the only ways you can totally relax and feel recharged.

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17. By the time you leave, you're a new person.

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18. You take self-care VERY seriously...

19. ...and you want all your friends to experience the level of serenity you do when you go to the salon.

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