1. You have to warm up before sitting down to sew like you're running a marathon.
2. It purrs like a kitten for other sewers...
But becomes a monster when you sit down.
3. It has sent you to the emergency room at least once.
4. You always wish it was a nice little machine like Wall-E...
But it is really more of a Transformer.
5. It eats more thread than your dryer eats socks.
6. Your sewing machine requires more maintenance than your car.
7. You need a glass of wine before sewing.
8. The bobbin acts like your machine's evil sidekick and ruins everything all the time.
9. You make angry noises while sewing that you would not be willing to repeat in public.
10. Your sewing room is a war zone of ruined hems and bunched fabric.
11. When you first bought it you named it something cute like Martha...
12. If the zombie apocalypse came..
You have come to accept the abuse, injury, and disappointment, however....
Because at the end of the day, your sewing machine is one of your best friends.
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