7 Bananas That Would Make Gwen Stefani Proud


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3. The Desperate Banana

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Just in time for Valentine's Day, here are the single bananas. They've left the bunch for greener pastures, only to find out how unattractive needy bananas are.

4. The Bald Banana

This banana is super embarrassed by his receding hairline. It wouldn't be wise to point it out to him, especially since he remains in denial. He sports a hat every day in hopes you won't notice. That bald spot burns easily.

5. The Immature Banana


Does your banana tell "yo momma" jokes and giggle at the planet Uranus? Is your banana scared of cooties? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you've got yourself an immature banana.

7. And Sir Bananasworth


Hoity toity Sir Bananasworth drinks fine wine, visits the opera, and quotes Tennyson. In his spare time, he frequents his country home in the Banana Republic and smokes cigars.

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