10 Questions Every Unemployed Graduate Hates Being Asked

Yet everytime you are at a family event or with friends, people just can't help themselves. Going out starts to become more like a police interrogation.

1. How is the job hunt going?

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Well clearly not too great since I still dont have a job...

2. Have you had a lot of interviews?

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If I've had a lot of interviews I wouldn't tell you because Im still unemployed, which means they went bad.. so basically, none of your business.

3. What do you do all day?

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It's like they think not having a job is code for "I sit around and watch T.V. all day."

4. Since your home, would you mind doing some jobs for me? I'll pay you!

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Your forced to say yes because you know they know you have nothing else going on. By the time you are done doing jobs for everyone else, there is no time to actually apply to jobs for yourself. And let's be honest, that $10 they offered you really isn't enough to get you excited about life.

5. My friend works for a great company and could help you, do you want her email?

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You pretend to act really excited even though you've gone through this countless times before with other people and it never works out. But you still take it and send an email with your resume attached and a description that basically has you, in a round about way, asking for a job.

6. And then comes the follow up... Have you heard from my friend?

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After you send that email, you get a response saying "ok great ill take a look at your resume and see what I can do." Which is really code for " Crap I forgot I agreed to this and don't have time to deal with it."

You both know you will never hear from them again...

7. Where have you been looking for these jobs?

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At that point, you have literally looked everywhere and the thought of you going down the whole list is exhausting, so you say, "everywhere and anywhere that's hiring"...you figure that will cover all the bases.

8. Why don't you do some traveling right now while you have the time?

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Your response is always, "Good idea, I can use all the money I make at my job."

O Wait.......

9. Have you ever though of.....?

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This is the point where people give you advice about applying. However, they start asking you to consider jobs that you literally know nothing about, have zero experience or schooling in and have nothing to do with your life path at all. You're desperate, but not that desperate.

10. Finally, the always dreaded question, How long has it been since you graduated?

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Thank you for rubbing salt on that already huge wound.

These questions consume you're life, whether it's when your talking to someone over the phone, over email or in person, they simply can't help themselves. Just remember once you do get a job you can now deflect all the questions away from you and put them on someone else, possibly a cousin who got a tattoo without telling anyone, or a friend who cheated on her boyfriend.