10 Signs You Know You're Jewish During Christmas Time

You had Thanksgivvikah, you can only be so fortunate!

1. Year after year asking yourself why there are only like 2 hannukah songs and why department stores only play christmas carols...

Oh Hannukah Oh Hannukah! Come get me another song!

2. Hearing your non-jewish friends talk about all the gifts they're getting. But you know you can't complain because you had 8 nights of awesome presents...

yup even the book "Great Jewish Women" from your aunt Helen and the onesie pajamas your mom got you from JCrew because she thought they'd be "cute"

3. But then you wake up on Christmas and check your Facebook feed...

Feel good anymore?

4. And you feel like this...

5. You don't have any of these gold nuggets to be reminded of every few years

but your mom was always sympathetic and asked every year "Are you sure you don't want a picture with santa?"

6. And you constantly asked for a hannukah bush when you were a kid

cuz everyone wants a midget Christmas tree

7. You don't have to go to church christmas morning!

8. But nothing is ever open.....

But you were open all 8 days of hannukah!

9. Except the Chinese restaurant! You and the fam are Christmas day regulars

Everything, but the pork!

10. And finally, this video always "got you"

"Cuz it's Christmasssss time for the Jewsssss!!