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Joe Goldberg seems to have a type, but let's find out if it's YOU! 👀

Based On Your Lifestyle, I Can Totally Tell If Joe From "You" Would Pick You

Would Joe From "You" Choose You?

Do you like home security systems?

What kind of books do you read?

How would you describe yourself?

A pepper spray in a hand with painted nails. 

Do you carry self defense weapons? 

What is your type?

How large is your digital footprint?

Where do you like to hang out?

How agreeable are you? 

God, did you major in the arts or something? You're his manic pixie dream girl, his dead wife montage, and his only love. Joe loves that you live in a crowded studio apartment because it makes him feel edgy. He calls you his beautiful broken bird to his friends and family and ties your shoes against your will in public. One of his favorite things about you is that you can't afford a ring camera...

Yes, he would choose you, wait.. is that him behind you?? RUN!

Whew, you dodged a bullet!!!
You're too emotionally secure and grown for him to be able to isolate you... You have a home security system, carry weapons, and he's more of a hands-on guy himself. You would glare at him in the library for asking to check out the one copy of the Atlas while in a three piece suit.
Then, he posts about you on reddit to complain about your "bad service" and gets yelled at in the comments. He also hates that you don't think him reading is all that impressive, you just aren't hipster enough to *get* him...

Joe Goldberg side eyeing someone on the street.

Joe wouldn't choose you because you have a support system. 

Joe would fall for you at a gas station, follow you to your house, but then find out all you do is veg out on the couch to reality TV. He thinks he is better than that since he has a Mubi subscription and sends you a long text about "the death of cinema". How did he get your number???

Joe goldberg leering while wearing a baseball cap.

He would chase you for a month but get bored of it and uncharacteristically move on.

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Based On Your Lifestyle, I Can Totally Tell If Joe From "You" Would Pick You

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