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Shower Sex Actually Sucks, And Here Are 16 Reasons Why

Less sexy, more slip 'n' slidey.

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You've seen it in porn, you've considered its water-saving benefits, and you've probably tried it at least once already. But, lest you be misled any further, we are here today to say there are at least 16 definitive reasons why shower sex is NOT actually great. Let us count the ways:

2. It's even worse if there's a significant height difference between you and your partner, because you won't know whether to lean forward, stand on your tiptoes, or just call it quits.

This post was translated from Spanish.