5 Types Of International College Students

You'll see them running around your campus.

1. The Islander

"Wait...where are you from again?" You ask them. They answer some mumbo jumbo and you end up Googling it. Which, to your surprise, is not the name of a Pokemon. You ask them more questions about the culture and people of said country because holy sh*t there's a place you didn't know existed.

2. The Millionaire's Kid

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You don't know if they came here to study or to shop. They drive the nicest cars (most likely will park right in front of the school where they will get out of the car every morning in slow motion) and wear the nicest clothes. Sweatpants? Nah, not to college. Unless it's Gucci.

3. The Partygoer

Their Facebook profile picture is them at a club. Their cover photo is of a recent concert they attended, most likely drunk, which explains the blurriness. They seem to come to school hungover everyday, most of the time smelling of vodka and shame. You don't know anything about them because they exclusively stay in their pack, who are all either a Partygoer or a Millionaire's Kid.

4. The Whitewashed

You would never know they were from another country. They speak English better than you and can reference every line from any American or British TV show. They seem to be whiter than you are.

5. The Exotic Hottie

You're pretty sure they know you've been staring, but they're too kind to say anything to you. They're the ones you try to hit on by asking them if they need any help and if you can show them around campus...or the park...or your room. "How do you say 'you are very cute' in your language?" Smooth.