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Posted on Jan 13, 2016

Teachers Are More Likely To Win The Lottery Than Experience These Classroom Scenarios

Tonight’s Powerball jackpot is being estimated at about $1.5 billion and the odds of winning? Slim to none, or about 1 in 292.2 million. According to Time Magazine, a person is more likely to die of constipation than win the Powerball jackpot. But what about all of the odds that are worse than winning the lottery? We’ve got a few.

by AdoptAClassroom.org

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Regardless of the odds, teachers put up with a lot on a daily basis and deserve a little give back. So if you happen to be the lucky 1 in 292.2 million, share your winnings with a few of your favorite teachers at AdoptAClassroom.org

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Teachers Are More Likely To Win The Lottery Than Experience These Classroom Scenarios

1. All of your kids listening to directions the first time

2. All of your students turning in their homework on time

3. Inspecting all of your kids’ desks to find them spotless

4. Going an entire day without a student giving you sass

5. A mess cleaned up by neither yourself or the custodian

6. Quiet time actually being quiet

7. Not catching every illness that walks through your door

8. Every finger, hand and limb is kept to itself

9. Every letter you receive from a student’s parent is actually from that student’s parent

10. Glue is only used on craft materials

11. Zero evidence of glitter after an art project

12. Coats are actually on the coat hangers

13. And throw up makes it to the trash can or toilet

Teachers Are More Likely To Win The Lottery Than Experience These Classroom Scenarios

1. All of your kids listening to directions the first time

2. All of your students turning in their homework on time

3. Inspecting all of your kids’ desks to find them spotless

4. Going an entire day without a student giving you sass

5. A mess cleaned up by neither yourself or the custodian

6. Quiet time actually being quiet

7. Not catching every illness that walks through your door

8. Every finger, hand and limb is kept to itself

9. Every letter you receive from a student’s parent is actually from that student’s parent

10. Glue is only used on craft materials

11. Zero evidence of glitter after an art project

12. Coats are actually on the coat hangers

13. And throw up makes it to the trash can or toilet

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