9 Lies You Tell Your Future Roomate

It's going to be a long semester.

1. "I'm pretty neat."

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What you mean: "pretty."

2. "My boyfriend comes to visit like… once a month… tops."

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What you mean: My boyfriend will be over every single weekend, you will not have access to your room at all during that time.

3. "I don’t drink."

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What you mean: Yet.

4. "OMG We can totally share clothes!!!"

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What you mean: I’m going to steal your clothes without asking, you can’t borrow mine.

5. "Totally feel free to share my food."

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What you mean: I will passively aggressively ask you if you ate my hummus at least twice a week.

6. "I like 'classic rock' and 'alternative'"

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What you mean: Kesha, 24/7.

7. "We’ll switch off who cleans."

What you mean: I will always have "a test" and or severe illness when it's my turn to clean.

8. "I don’t snore."

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What you mean: But I do talk in my sleep and sleepwalk every.single.night...

9. "I loved all those instagrams of your cat."

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What you mean: I'm making a cat meme of you right now.

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