10 Weird And Useless Studies Scientist Have Done

Ever wondered what scientists have been studying? Maybe we shouldn't have wondered.....

1. Georgetown University found that Caterpillars can shoot their crap.

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They found out that Caterpillars aren't as innocent as they seem. They can shoot their feces up to forty times their body length.

2. In 2002 Saudi Arabia decided males and females equally caused car accidents.

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Saudi scientist discovered that women caused 50% of all car accidents in their country. Which in turn would mean that men would also cause 50% of them.

3. Plymouth University gave monkeys computers, with unsuprising results.

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The monkeys attacked the computer, threw poop at it, and never typed a single thing.

4. Cambridge University studied kinetic energy, centrifugal force, and the coefficient of friction to determine.....

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The least messy way to make and eat spaghetti. No Joke.

5. Nothwestern University gave money to female students to watch porn.

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They used their federal grant money to study female sexuality. They gave the students $75 for every movie they watched.

6. The Czech Repulic did a study to show that men in their country were lazy.

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They found that 60% of men did not buy their own underwear.

7. Don't Sing Karaoke.

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A British medical journal published a study done in Korea that "proved" Karaoke was bad for your health.

8. Look Alike Study

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Robert Zajonc at the University of Michigan studied whether or not people who were married for a long time started to look like each other.

9. Canada and Britain came togther on a very smelly topic.

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The Do Herring Communicate by Passing Gas Study. Scientists knew that the herring communicated with high pitched noises, only to discover that they were farting.

10. But...Don't Listen To These.

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A study done by the department of Veterans Affairs Medical Center done in 2002, says that the results from studies that are done are usually misleading.