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How Would You Get Fired? BHEC Edition

Choose wisely: it's the only 40 minutes without shrieking insane campers in a 24 hour time period.

How do you spend your off period?

Good food. No campers. What more could you ask for?

Where is your night off hot spot??

There are too many to choose from... what a wise young women.

QUICK: what's your favorite Bean's quote?

What is the worst activity programming has ever thought of?

What is your most treasured camp meal?

Excuses, excuses... camp gossip gets around quick.

You're out past curfew- what are you doing?!

What's the first item you pack for camp?

The only plus to your co stranding you with the campers

Fav off day surprise...

Why are you shit on in staff skits??

What kind of camper do you favor the most?

What's your camp legacy?

Where did you lose your virginity?

We do love those rainy days up in the berkshires.

Rainy day programming?

Fired for Drinking or drug use: Game over. You were caught drinking/doing drugs and they decided you were fired from the second they looked at you and said, "tell us the truth and the punishment will be less" spoiler alert: the punishment won't be less. If you were fired for this chances are you grew up in camp waiting up for the moment your counselor stumbled into your bunk at curfew, and you've been awaiting the chance ever since to be able to do the same. Now go up the hill, you have 4 and a half minutes to be packed and off camp grounds

For drinking and drugs!!!!!

Caught hooking up: 640 acres were offered to you and you chose your bunk for your late night hookup, either there was a surprise bedcheck or a camper with a big mouth saw ur late night lover in the bunk, and now you're fired. Behind the tapestry got the best of you.You took after your past counselors who didn't seem to warn you enough. Uh oh. Warning: you may be seen as the camp whore or even called a sex addict by your parents but don't let those harsh words let you down. Keep rockin!!!

For hooking up!!!

For being a fucking idiot: The good thing about being a fucking idiot is that camp is filled with people just like you. Everyone in camp agrees that you should have been fired a while ago, but as it turns out "being stupid" isn't grounds for firing someone. You are the punchline of every joke in every skit and you've made enough irresponsible decisions at camp to last you a life time. Finally one day your stupidity becomes "a risk management issue" and you find yourself packing your bags and heading out of camp. Maybe you forgot about what time you were supposed to be back for a day off or maybe you forgot about a camper and left them somewhere, either way this is the end for you. Don't worry, you're the camp clown and everyone loves you, you'll be back next summer

For being a fucking idiot

Hitting a camper: you look back fondly on orientation, remembering the times before campers came and ruined your life, god these fuckers are annoying. Its halfway through the summer and you snap, and before you know it that camper is crying and screaming that your gonna get fired. Chances are you're a foreign staff member and you're about to get deported or this is your first summer in camp (if you grew up in camp or have been there before you know which ones you can and can't hit). This is the most fired a person could be, enjoy your rest of the summer home while we spend the rest of the summer reenacting this moment in every skit here on out.

For harming the youngsters... smh

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