Today’s teens are fiendish junkies who will do anything for a hit of that sweet sweet internet. Use their addiction against them for good.
Eh, if it passes the sniff test, it’s ok.
We need more quality movies Battleship.
What if Travis Bickle was obsessed with Mickey Mouse?
We all know Hollywood stars work out with fancy trainers. Perhaps they went a little overboard.
I feel bad for laughing, but this kills me. The music is Deadmau5, which is appropriate because it was probably a dead mouse that made them cough.
Please stop defacing Professor Hedghe’s nameplate.
Fey, Cera, Fey, Cera, Fey, Cera, Agggghhhhhhhhh.
Honestly, this might just be an excuse to show Uma Thurman’s butt.
Apparently, the McDonald’s in Turkey offers an interesting flavor instead of M&Ms.
Cat boyfriend thinks you’re a pencil-neck-dweeb. If he catches you eyeing his woman one more time he’ll give you a swirly in the litter box.
“First of the Month” as sung by adorable rapping pugs. Wait, since when do dogs pay rent?
The instruction label has some very specific instructions.
The ship is from a more formal time, where it still sends notes via mail.
I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from unwrapping them for a snack.
I might actually wash my hands for a change after going to the bathroom if I saw this.
Comedian Aziz Ansari did a “Ask Me Anything” on Reddit today.
At least he’s not mixing these up.
No clue why this fox is licking a window, but he’s making the craziest faces.