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Posted on Jun 17, 2015

Ranking The 9 Bitches Who Claim To Be Madonna In Her New Video

Playing spot the real Madonna. Bitch.

by adamgriffiths

Community Contributor

Madonna's latest music video from her "Rebel Heart" album dropped Wednesday morning. "Bitch, I'm Madonna," features, amidst its general debauchery, cameos by others purporting to be the queen of pop herself.

There is, in fact, only one Madonna, who also happens to be appear in the music video.

So on a scale of 1-to-fake-ass-Madonna, here are the least-to-most-Madonna Madonnas in "Bitch, I'm Madonna." Because no one else can be Madonna but Madonna. Bitch.

Actually.

That is how logic works.