15. Packaged Potato Chips
Je ne sais quoi factor: 0
Verdict: Potato chips from a package are literally the laziest side dish. The only acceptable reason to eat them is if you’re at your stepdaughter’s soccer game and you’re so bored there’s nothing to do but eat garbage.
14. Side Salad
Uniqueness: 2 (well, it’s not a potato?)
Je ne sais quoi factor: 1
Verdict: Why on earth would anyone order a side salad with a burger? You’re already clogging your arteries with red meat and grease. Who are you trying to fool?
10. Garlic Fries
Uniqueness: 2 (for the shape)
Je ne sais quoi factor: 3
Verdict: It doesn’t take much to turn regular fries into a special treat for your face. Still, there’s nothing too inventive about adding garlic, tasty as it is.
2. Onion Rings
Je ne sais quoi factor: 8
Verdict: Almost unbeatable when it comes to taste, the only thing that makes onion rings better is when the onion accidentally slides out and you get to eat the fried casing on its own. Mmmmmm….
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