Let's start with the obvious: Wheel of Fortune is probably the best game show ever and there's pretty much the most American thing ever.
You could say that it's an American icon.
Now let's talk about The Wheel. It is a thing of pure beauty.
Just look at those colors. Bask in the heavenly gleam that they emit.
And because of The Wheel's benevolence, the show has given out over $200 million in cash and prizes in the last 20 years.
Now look at Vanna. Look at Pat. Revel in the beauty of their smiling faces.
Vanna is a goddess who literally does not seem to age.
TELL US YOUR SECRETS VANNA.