17 People Who Made Hilariously Terrible Analogies
Figurative language is not their strong suit.
The person who needs to stop breaking snow globes.
The person who really just wants an excuse to show up on his kindergarten teacher's doorstep.
The person who somehow managed to make cake seem unappetizing.
The person who needs to pay more attention when she goes shopping with her family.
The person who needs to work on their running technique.
The person who is wildly overstating how bad current society is.
The guy who really prefers golden retrievers.
The person who just wants to see a dog try to blow bubbles.
The person who loves taking showers.
The fortune cookie writer who is actually just trying to help the restaurant sell more vegetarian salads.
The person who clearly needs to jerk off because he's not getting any girls with that attitude.
The person who has been tarred and feathered for the last time.
The toilet paper company employee who must have a uniquely rock hard bottom.
And the person who should just stay away from new mothers if that's how he feels about them.
Let's leave the analogies alone, guys.
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