The 29 Most Important Chicken Fingers Of All Time

    ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN FINGER.

    1. This dolphin chicken finger.

    2. The chicken fingers that totally worked the Mickey Mouse thing and WAY overshadowed these waffle fries.

    3. This chicken finger that looks like a manatee.

    4. This chicken finger reenactment of Godzilla.

    5. This juvenile delinquent tender.

    6. This chicken finger that looks like a small forest creature gently resting in the nook of a tree root.

    7. These chicken fingers drenched in the pure holiness of this sauce.

    8. These chicken fingers generously coated with DORITOS.

    9. The good kind of chicken fingers.

    10. This huge ass tray of fingers just casually sitting next to some fries like, "Hey, 'sup? We're the best combo ever."

    11. The lil tender descending into the fanged cave that is this dog's mouth.

    12. These fancy as fuck tenders proving that chicken fingers are the food that unites us all.

    13. The chicken fingers gently reposing inside this sub, covered in the luscious glory of french fries and lettuce.

    14. These chicken fingers that were like, "Whatever, lo mein, we're the real stars here."

    15. These quinoa-encrusted chicken fingers from that time chicken fingers went super hipster.

    16. These sneaky fingers getting some afternoon newspaper delight with some apple fries.

    17. This chicken finger that looks like the country of Argentina because chicken fingers are actually secretly masters of geopolitical strategy.

    18. The 11th chicken finger that literally prevented the Third World War.*

    19. These chicken fingers with a dusting of OH WHAT Cap'n Crunch!!!!

    20. These chicken fingers that will ~always~ say your name.

    21. This GINORMOUS chicken finger that totally isn't photoshopped or anything.

    22. Every last one of these motherfucking chicken fingers.

    23. This chicken finger that looks like a bunny or a triceratops or WHATEVER IT DOESN'T MATTER IT'S SO AMAZING.

    24. These super spooky chicken fingers that saved Halloween.

    25. This seahorse-shaped chicken finger.

    26. These chicken fingers that are literally a religious experience.

    27. This phallic chicken finger.

    28. This phallic chicken finger.

    29. And the phallic chicken finger that rules them all.

    Because no matter what anyone says, these chicken fingers have truly had an impact on us all.