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    The 29 Most Important Chicken Fingers Of All Time

    ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN FINGER.

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    1. This dolphin chicken finger.

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    LEAPING OUT OF A MOTHERFUCKING KETCHUP OCEAN.

    2. The chicken fingers that totally worked the Mickey Mouse thing and WAY overshadowed these waffle fries.

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    It's a small world after all, you fry bitch.

    3. This chicken finger that looks like a manatee.

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    A FUCKING MANATEE.

    4. This chicken finger reenactment of Godzilla.

    5. This juvenile delinquent tender.

    6. This chicken finger that looks like a small forest creature gently resting in the nook of a tree root.

    7. These chicken fingers drenched in the pure holiness of this sauce.

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    LET IT RAAAAAIN.

    8. These chicken fingers generously coated with DORITOS.

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    OH MY GOD YES.

    9. The good kind of chicken fingers.

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    10. This huge ass tray of fingers just casually sitting next to some fries like, "Hey, 'sup? We're the best combo ever."

    11. The lil tender descending into the fanged cave that is this dog's mouth.

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    This dog is us. This dog is all of us.

    12. These fancy as fuck tenders proving that chicken fingers are the food that unites us all.

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    Even the monstrous foodies.

    13. The chicken fingers gently reposing inside this sub, covered in the luscious glory of french fries and lettuce.

    14. These chicken fingers that were like, "Whatever, lo mein, we're the real stars here."

    15. These quinoa-encrusted chicken fingers from that time chicken fingers went super hipster.

    16. These sneaky fingers getting some afternoon newspaper delight with some apple fries.

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    SIZZLE SIZZLE

    17. This chicken finger that looks like the country of Argentina because chicken fingers are actually secretly masters of geopolitical strategy.

    18. The 11th chicken finger that literally prevented the Third World War.*

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    *This claim is unsubstantiated.

    19. These chicken fingers with a dusting of OH WHAT Cap'n Crunch!!!!

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    WHAT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE SO MUCH GOODNESS AND BEAUTY

    20. These chicken fingers that will ~always~ say your name.

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    (Or at least your initials).

    21. This GINORMOUS chicken finger that totally isn't photoshopped or anything.

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    Yeah, for sure not shopped.

    22. Every last one of these motherfucking chicken fingers.

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    And also this man.

    23. This chicken finger that looks like a bunny or a triceratops or WHATEVER IT DOESN'T MATTER IT'S SO AMAZING.

    24. These super spooky chicken fingers that saved Halloween.

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    According to legend, Halloween was due to be cancelled in 2003 until someone showed up with these chicken fingers and rewrote history.

    25. This seahorse-shaped chicken finger.

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    Swim, beautiful friend. Swim!

    26. These chicken fingers that are literally a religious experience.

    27. This phallic chicken finger.

    28. This phallic chicken finger.

    29. And the phallic chicken finger that rules them all.

    Because no matter what anyone says, these chicken fingers have truly had an impact on us all.

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    Live the dream, Ricky. Live the dream.

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