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21 Reasons Why Summer Is Actually Hell On Earth

Summer can go away and take its damn mosquitoes with it.

1. Because of THIS.

2. Mosquitoes can strike anywhere on your body.

Ella's bug bite is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen

3. And they'll leave the biggest damn marks you've ever seen.

4. Look at how awful this is.

5. Why, god, why?

6. It afflicts adults and children alike.

7. Make it stop.

8. The tennis ball provides a scale of just how miserable this is.

9. Phallic humor isn't even funny when it causes so much discomfort.

This bug bite is literally a penis.

10. You can try to stop it.

11. But that bite's not going anywhere.

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12. Why must you do this, summer?

13. Why do mosquitoes love you so much?

Why is my mosquito bite the shape of a heart?

14. Please, summer.

in other news my mosquito bite looks like a boob

15. If you can cool down a bit, maybe this terrible affliction will end.

16. No one deserves this.

17. Leave our legs alone.

18. Leave our arms alone.

19. Just go away.

20. It's just not fair.

21. NEVER AGAIN.