1. T.G.I. Fridays
She doesn’t have enough flair. He has amazing abs. It writes itself!
2. The Starbucks Coffee Movie
Jane took John’s venti mocha (no whipped cream!), John took Jane’s soy caramel latte. The rest is history.
3. Outback Steakhouse
Far away in the arid wilds of Albuquerque, New Mexico, an impossible romance between a stuck-up franchise owner and her unusually hunky busboy blooms like a deep-fried onion.
The harrowing tale of one greeter’s quest to save her daughter from a nefarious team of evil pork ranchers.
A terrifying horror flick about a swarm of genetically modified killer bees that have burrowed into all the apples. ALL THE APPLES!
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀