1. T.G.I. Fridays
She doesn’t have enough flair. He has amazing abs. It writes itself!
2. The Starbucks Coffee Movie
Jane took John’s venti mocha (no whipped cream!), John took Jane’s soy caramel latte. The rest is history.
3. Outback Steakhouse
Far away in the arid wilds of Albuquerque, New Mexico, an impossible romance between a stuck-up franchise owner and her unusually hunky busboy blooms like a deep-fried onion.
The harrowing tale of one greeter’s quest to save her daughter from a nefarious team of evil pork ranchers.
A terrifying horror flick about a swarm of genetically modified killer bees that have burrowed into all the apples. ALL THE APPLES!
- The Trump administration is rolling back an Obama-era policy aimed at protecting transgender students in public schools.
- North Dakota police have begun clearing out Standing Rock protester camps at the Dakota Access Pipeline site.
- Seven Earth-sized planets that could have water and possibly sustain life have been discovered orbiting a dwarf star, NASA announced today.
- Facebook is in negotiations with the Major League Baseball League to possibly stream one game per week during the 2017 season.