1. We can take things a little too seriously.
2. Closet space is an issue.
3. This is how we look whenever we're trying to decide whether or not to cop the latest heat!
4. Then after we be like...
5. Missing new releases can be pretty disappointing.
6. We may spend more time cleaning our sneaks than wearing them.
7. We have our own language.
8. We trade sneakers.
9. Waiting around for the sneaker "plug" can be torture!
10. Ummm sometimes our priorities can be a bit misplaced.
11. We take shoe selfies.
12. Sometimes we try a little too hard to upstage folks.
13. We can be judgmental.
14. We can be a bit obnoxious at times.
15. This is our worst nightmare!
16. We don't like people telling us how to spend our money.
17. Seriously.
18. DON'T DO IT!
19. Don't believe us when we say this!
20. We really love our sneaks!
21. Sometimes we feel bad about this.
22. But then we get over it real quick!
