These 64 Black Tweets From October Will Have You Cackling
We teach women to shrink themselves. we say to women, "you can eat oysters, but not up to 48"
1.
Kamala focus babyโฆ the student loansโฆ. https://t.co/70IGjqDhCM
โ Bull Dagger Barbie โจ (@LuvGaloore) October 3, 2023
2.
And im so serious... https://t.co/vjmw4WrPit pic.twitter.com/fPOf2ThbPR
โ Tittygate 2023 (@jiggyjayy2) October 2, 2023
3.
What Janet say โIn the thundering rainโ https://t.co/mxeqPcpNat
โ Quiet Zone โพ (@3xRepeatSong) September 30, 2023
4.
I would actually shrivel up and die without regular gist, itโs my life source https://t.co/JafYHfBYli
โ Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) October 19, 2023
5.
Two fools https://t.co/DlG2DZtO8M
โ D๐งโโ๏ธ (@debowale__) August 5, 2023
6.
what you ordered vs what you got pic.twitter.com/YsPkwC840y
โ caliphornia QING (@caliphorniaqing) October 17, 2023
7.
https://t.co/M0i5QR2C2b pic.twitter.com/aK7BHmoGFf
โ TayDolla$ign ๐ฅโจ (@tayveeuhh_) October 17, 2023
8.
itโs that time of year again: https://t.co/eSUuAReJXn
โ Scully (@isthatscully) October 16, 2023
9.
https://t.co/cKTPMTfJCZ pic.twitter.com/tWOZyEm24w
โ Clarine (@BIGPIKLIZ) October 16, 2023
10.
Another week of Microsoft Teams and fake laughing pic.twitter.com/wHq4JVyXf6
โ Nico (@niccoo_9) October 16, 2023
11.
Damn people be FUCKING in February- https://t.co/L1ddkqAf9c
โ Tittygate 2023 (@jiggyjayy2) October 15, 2023
12.
the bed bugs tasting those french tears tonight
โ zak (@zakareeee) October 15, 2023
pic.twitter.com/HKmz6zBw3U
13.
you would have to grab the back of my neck like a dog in here https://t.co/WxrehMrcIU
โ KEPT. (@bigolgeeek) October 16, 2023
14.
we teach women to shrink themselves. we say to women, "you can eat oysters, but not up to 48"
โ Momentum & The Croissant Shitters๐ฅ (@the_momentumm) October 14, 2023
15.
me after eating korean bbq https://t.co/Ag3XqBCxa5
โ TใMMY (@TAMMYMAMl) October 14, 2023
16.
This picture go hard af. They look like Gotham City villains https://t.co/EDb4fRlcsF
โ Xian Bell (@Xian_Bell) October 14, 2023
17.
My Teacher After Saying โIโll Waitโ When The Class Kept Talking pic.twitter.com/CqcsV3MInM
โ KenKen (@KensBestLyfe) October 20, 2023
18.
Iโm not Papoose https://t.co/huwMQhh2Nd
โ Pollo Escobar (@WingerBell) October 12, 2023
19.
laughing out loud zagadat https://t.co/TvsJITuXeF
โ ๐๐จ๐.๐ฑ๐ฑ (@lonzobob) October 14, 2023
20.
Nah. Thatโs Oochie Coochie. https://t.co/0m1zc7hcGP
โ Aggin Edis Has Returned!!! (@JumpShiveSlim13) October 13, 2023
21.
she ainโt no diva https://t.co/R4AdlSduqx
โ โฝtinkโฝ (@arcanecovet) October 11, 2023
22.
He wanted them to be a Madagascar Power Couple https://t.co/nhPwSyfghS
โ kaguana (@iguanas_) October 11, 2023
23.
close enough. Tell ur mom to release new music https://t.co/SEYIkIKrGb
โ anaki ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ (@BLUBOIIII) October 10, 2023
24.
Goodnight, sleep tight..
โ KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner (@Kwajotweneboa) October 10, 2023
Donโt let the bed bu- pic.twitter.com/exzNUT3IoV
25.
โLike what do they think mute means? I was up there fighting for my life Jayโ https://t.co/SfVM2HDfLu
โ who dis girl in the back of the room? (@diettrade) October 10, 2023
26.
Justin Bieber when he made Journals: https://t.co/flfgxqf0pw
โ ๐:๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ฒ๐ต ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ (@xocvbox) October 6, 2023
27.
Me when I hate my man and Iโm trying to kill him https://t.co/M6qCGIus5q
โ Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) October 6, 2023
28.
Whereโd you guys go? https://t.co/bzjJWvNXea
โ Fireball (@CleanRas) October 6, 2023
29.
nigga did god do your hair??? https://t.co/X7J5CxOuM9
โ Bobby (@BobbyKingDeal) October 6, 2023
30.
He ainโt no diva https://t.co/u5EWEOe1Zs pic.twitter.com/TOtWdEpniC
โ Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) October 24, 2023
31.
Black Celebs: *In legal trouble*
โ Simply TC ๐๐๐ค๐ (@BienSur_JeTaime) October 24, 2023
Black Twitter: pic.twitter.com/GjXkDJDpOW
32.
I got my guy Caesar over here!
โ CB. ๐ฆ (@thecbankss) October 24, 2023
Caesar: https://t.co/Ino83BDzLa pic.twitter.com/SqdVWhAGs9
33.
He absolutely did that shit https://t.co/rzBQETPXXp pic.twitter.com/9CrPXpVrK1
โ BRI (@BriMalandro) October 24, 2023
34.
Well to put it simply: https://t.co/SURPtuXKgb pic.twitter.com/xAzQOaULjD
โ HERvonta Davis (@ThereGoPhee) October 23, 2023
35.
https://t.co/ZIaG16W9Q5 pic.twitter.com/wK8a7Ot3K0
โ issa raeโs favorite interviewer. (@TheGreatIsNate) October 24, 2023
36.
I will knee you in the forehead https://t.co/pThhSsKprP
โ Panic! At The HomeGoods (@mia_sade) October 24, 2023
37.
How tight my budget is for the rest of the year pic.twitter.com/r6F2pE2vs5
โ Jelani (@JJayLani) October 24, 2023
38.
GRIND TWITTER, YOUR IGWE HAS SPOKEN. https://t.co/O6dKJTjeeh
โ bobz. (@boujeebx) October 23, 2023
39.
sick of yโall. pic.twitter.com/fZx3DJpwdi https://t.co/ACdW2R0Rad
โ $ (@MlRRORRELOADED) October 21, 2023
40.
WE AINT AMIGAS! https://t.co/ucCdezYsAx pic.twitter.com/PKr4xAdNSH
โ Boss & CEO โจ (@iamtycole) October 21, 2023
41.
The way he said โDoja Cat??!?โ
โ tye. (@immabottomSTILL) October 21, 2023
She had her witness protection wig on lol https://t.co/c3VLa9GcQh
42.
The flu in question https://t.co/u4JjYAPTnE pic.twitter.com/h7XNNJW1QO
โ Kamo (@Mrs_Kamza) October 21, 2023
43.
I see your ice cream containers + Danish butter cookie tins + I raise you...a tub originally intended for pre-moistened flushable adult wipes ๐คญ pic.twitter.com/2IwkhwY4t3
โ ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ the reluctant vampyr ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ (@ansatsu_sha) October 21, 2023
44.
Diaspora titty wars? Yโall are ridiculous https://t.co/kOhfsFfk5j
โ Aint Nobody Coming To See You Otis (@zoraslovechild) October 20, 2023
45.
Stomach finna sound the beginning of crew love https://t.co/XprlOTP45m
โ Sesame Chiccen (@Loccdawggg) October 21, 2023
46.
So "The Fall Of The House Of Usher" is not a documentary about Usher at all pic.twitter.com/pIovllG7Qg
โ The Flower Moon that killed himself (@praveen_k_roy) October 19, 2023
47.
me after the first link. https://t.co/01x0hKCWup
โ b. (@briarenee_) October 19, 2023
48.
my culture is not a costume https://t.co/9Rgd3VEQhr
โ RK Jackson | Atlanta ๐ธ (@theerkj) October 20, 2023
49.
Edgeware Road Drake was the best rapper alive https://t.co/Fv19YxyUtR
โ Pinero_Nana ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ฒ (@Pinero_Nana) October 19, 2023
50.
Ginuwine: hello, my name i-
โ b (@the_petshopboy) October 24, 2023
Justin Timberlake: pic.twitter.com/TyfXSZZhud
51.
i need this before Offset get it https://t.co/XpART6XmXw
โ Lord (@lordtaylorvb) October 24, 2023
52.
iโm about to say slurs niggas ainโt heard since 1936 https://t.co/y7ZI9zhsg7
โ mrs. glock (@mylovedes2) October 28, 2023
53.
๐๐ these look like Homerโs shoes https://t.co/M0fRxwkDcX
โ Dimps ๐ฏ๐ฒ (@miss87parker) October 28, 2023
54.
Somebody said she sell plates at daycare https://t.co/qGCsFV5fuU
โ Sleepy. (@TheSleepyCuhz) October 25, 2023
55.
Again grandma this is the bump a wanted when I was younger not James brownโs https://t.co/QaOE0MUi8t
โ ๐๐๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ข (@dajjrambo) October 27, 2023
56.
ass so fat I gotta MANUALLY spread my cheeks to fart!
โ Queen Quen (@quenblackwell) October 28, 2023
57.
WELCOME TO JUILLIARD https://t.co/WI0vHyR0XJ
โ Vanessa Veasley (@VanessaVeasley) October 28, 2023
58.
This counts as a body btw. https://t.co/PIpxm5aiDQ
โ Al-Mighty ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ช (@hackmedz) October 28, 2023
59.
I got two holes or whatever Kevin Gates said https://t.co/ZB3HfL6eOD
โ Mikeighleigh ๐ (@OkSoMik) October 28, 2023
60.
Atlanta Restaurants right now:
โ Dvrryl (@Dvrryl2times) October 28, 2023
โKeith Lee just left the restaurant. He found out about our $5 per ketchup packet policy..
I think heโs recording in the carโฆโ pic.twitter.com/TBbD7wS9lN
61.
White male teachers after pointing out my new hairstyle pic.twitter.com/kB7HcIG4UP
โ this aint phaedra (@ihysisi) October 28, 2023
62.
lol not this nigga dressed as nick cannon gave me a baby pic.twitter.com/wCDWLvIu3l
โ โ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐ฏ ๐ฌ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ข๐จ โ (@incxgnegrx) October 29, 2023
63.
Carrying an umbrella in case I walk past Keir Starmer
โ Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) October 30, 2023
64.
She just posted that bratz doll with the messy hair pic.twitter.com/x0DbQGMwcW
โ Sam Yeezy (@samstaydipped) October 29, 2023
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