61 Tweets From Black Twitter That Had Me Rolling This February
"I think Beyoncé is gonna do a lot this summer. Me and my friends may need to rob a bank"
1.
If I didn’t witness this when it happened I’d think it was AI. Just absolutely unhinged. 😭 https://t.co/G2EZzTaD2o
— Deirra F. 👩🏽💻🚀☁️ (@ccieby30) February 1, 2024
2.
They don’t know how to tell Diddy he’s not invited so they’d rather cancel the whole thing. Copy that. https://t.co/QhaA9771yp
— Thato (@Thato__M) February 1, 2024
3.
I really don’t want to be a thief but the price of olive oil is not helping
— martha (@mxmsworld) February 3, 2024
4.
Be like if the development reach a certain level them dey unlock snow for you o https://t.co/cOl0C7hQ7r
— O.S (@Oskwamzz) February 3, 2024
5.
He looks like a stew stained ice cream tub. pic.twitter.com/l1N5mSGeoy
— Sarel🩶 (@cocosarel) February 4, 2024
6.
Beyoncé while Jay Z was on stage defending her: pic.twitter.com/2Ek7c2jyUi
— Mona Thorne ✨ (@YannaGod) February 5, 2024
7.
This album dropped before the Cold War mind you https://t.co/KXwkmvyaxQ
— taurus supreme (@jaxajueny) February 4, 2024
8.
I just got fired looooooooool https://t.co/3HP6kYIyp8 pic.twitter.com/K3QZdWR1oA
— Chief (@ChiefPunter) February 5, 2024
9.
That’s crazy https://t.co/Koj5BjkILF pic.twitter.com/BCpH2gb2hC
— SomeTattedTruckin’Mf 😮💨🚛🥱 (@SheNamedMeCarl) February 5, 2024
10.
Y'all know that Grammy is going straight into the glass cabinet that no one can open 😭 https://t.co/HKv6mWb8MO
— luke (@_lukelukeluke) February 5, 2024
11.
Who are you hiding from in London? https://t.co/s9THq36tQW
— Tolly (@tolly_t) February 6, 2024
12.
Dutty wine my girl https://t.co/g6pOSvUwnL
— voice of the fields 🗣️ (@ratedc4christal) February 6, 2024
13.
jay z and blue for the cecred hair promo pic.twitter.com/IhnJXCg8Sf
— jay (@jaystreason) February 7, 2024
14.
Here we are still waiting for the visuals and this bitch selling perms pic.twitter.com/ii0NwNYYMw
— ProseccoPapi (@Reg___G) February 7, 2024
15.
Sent a joke to my work crush over Teams and I heard her audibly laugh from her desk. This is what cocaine feels like.
— W.E.B. DaBoi (@Tyre_94) February 7, 2024
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https://t.co/MTCSEPwOR7 pic.twitter.com/znZpRV4EI4
— JustinUg (@JustinUg_) February 7, 2024
17.
Lock in son.... tell her she be having that 💩ON! https://t.co/KuED7P4JiR pic.twitter.com/jCjrmcN0U3
— Hi I’m Solomon (@solomonmissouri) February 7, 2024
18.
Husbands in the 1950s when they come home and dinner not ready pic.twitter.com/2XHYC2eGK4
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) February 8, 2024
19.
Swizz beats burner account: https://t.co/IFeLjb5Zet
— Sesame Chiccen (@Loccdawggg) February 12, 2024
20.
You pocket watching our lord and savior? https://t.co/ltmo2pAWQL
— Qui-Gon Jim (@jimbojd4) February 11, 2024
21.
Verizon must've gave Beyonce a CHECK cause she hasn't talked that much at one time since an old Destiny's Child interview
— Rich (@RembertDesigns) February 12, 2024
22.
elmo is definitely a Black child calling him Mr. Usher https://t.co/LyvJ7jUwKc
— ⚜️LEX⚜️ (@GeauxSeeTheLady) February 11, 2024
23.
Doing the transition from Renaissance act I to act II pic.twitter.com/9A7jQsZDCs
— Jordy Alexander (@JordyBencosme) February 12, 2024
24.
FATHER STRETCH MY BANDS!!!!! https://t.co/f6LEDjbAvu
— Aliené Superstar (@genebhunter) February 12, 2024
25.
My TL on 3.29 pic.twitter.com/1rfHEfoO01
— Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid (@Felonious_munk) February 12, 2024
26.
When you finally see your work wife after 2 long hard gruelling days(the “weekend”) without her pic.twitter.com/RYIJLaodnw
— TS🍇🇧🇷 (@Trujista) February 12, 2024
27.
I went to hoop afterwards. Relax. https://t.co/Zbnz4ihYyL
— GG (@_WhatsGoodG) February 9, 2024
28.
Anybody that eats bacon is a b*tch! https://t.co/QArEDWU41D
— nie. (@Niemean_) February 9, 2024
29.
This is not shaki????? https://t.co/tpnLVYU7wa
— Àjọkẹ́ (@susuajoke) February 18, 2024
30.
why do women who can ACTUALLY sing come to karaoke?!!! GO HOME GLADYS KNIGHT! pic.twitter.com/ehu06PBbIz
— 𝕠𝕝’𝕦𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟™🦦 (@docsloosechange) February 10, 2024
32.
I SEE YOU REBA J. BLIGE!!!!!! https://t.co/uNJCiEFFLU
— GirlTyler (@sheistyler) February 11, 2024
33.
beyoncé basically proposed at usher’s wedding
— denver sean. (@dnvrsn) February 12, 2024
34.
And that's why she won an Emmy! https://t.co/wyPwnN4Pyc pic.twitter.com/4Qgu0ktdu8
— chefkids (@girlflopping) February 13, 2024
35.
Not again 🫣 https://t.co/bzcMntZLJW pic.twitter.com/GovBCTyiS8
— maff. 👑♒️ (@MathewNoKnowles) February 13, 2024
36.
he had to prove he hated scottie to get his father back. https://t.co/sVhollaz64
— trafalgar $lan. (@Alan_sbg) February 13, 2024
37.
HE AIN’T NO NIIIIIGGGGGAAAA https://t.co/SANeztn8ce pic.twitter.com/96AKpKg3oZ
— Mega Solgaleo (@EagleEye1906) February 13, 2024
38.
“we love somebody with a job” black parents DO love any nigga with a job 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/mctNGxKn89
— the black blair waldorf (@perfectly_kyla) February 15, 2024
39.
Katniss and Cinna in a different universe https://t.co/lPldU91Mxh
— Aiyana N. Ishmael (@aiyanaish) February 15, 2024
40.
Has anyone’s “to do” list ever ended???? like… what about “to rest” damn I’m tired
— rachel (@rachelchinourir) February 15, 2024
41.
I think Beyoncé is gonna do a lot this summer. Me and my friends may need to rob a bank pic.twitter.com/2VyVgPeCXT
— Ashley K. (@AshleyKSmalls) February 15, 2024
42.
https://t.co/fsFRzy3t4h pic.twitter.com/Xk2rQd5vpY
— Adookie Goal! (@LazarusKumi) February 14, 2024
43.
Rosa park husband had a car? 😐
— London (@ADayInLondon94) February 16, 2024
44.
the Zimbabwean urge to participate in agriculture https://t.co/4vL7J9EJdI
— claudia (@bloodyjeans01) February 18, 2024
45.
he went in the booth and said “ a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
— solange stan account (@RexxLifeRaj) February 18, 2024
46.
Never seen a more perfect picture of scaring the hoes https://t.co/wTqe2GGA59
— 2023 National Champions (@Miserable_PhD) February 19, 2024
47.
When a grey bitch with old clothes and a wet 40inch bust down come out don’t say I didn’t warn u https://t.co/gwltiTvUhQ
— Ez (@DamnEzzy) February 19, 2024
48.
One day she will make water from scratch https://t.co/2KCFZvjZbA
— Young Prince 🇯🇲🇳🇬 (@YoungPrince_) February 20, 2024
49.
This the green light John Legend was singing about? https://t.co/2cfa9wn85L
— La’Von Da Don 2/26 ♓️ (@YourFAV_baldie) February 20, 2024
50.
If Uncle Johnny had THREE apples!!! https://t.co/F0Zao5Pouk
— Twilit Aries (@twilitaries) February 17, 2024
51.
Got sent an Aldi voucher to go shopping. Did the whole shop, got to the counter and the lady is like “you’re in Lidl”. Baby, I’m walking back to the car DEFEATED.
— Kalahn (@kalanbai) February 26, 2024
52.
Waves on swim so they hate on him… https://t.co/i35t2ZdH3l
— ️🫀 (@dantesparadisos) February 25, 2024
53.
Told my Ghanaian mother I was going to a Korean bbq place and she asked me what Korean people do I know to be inviting me places…. I just- idk
— adwoa✨ (@_ako11) February 25, 2024
54.
This how Jack & Rose shoulda been on that piece of board in Titanic https://t.co/2qsiiuizoJ
— i make beats ✞ (@DonDadaNYC) February 24, 2024
56.
Yup!
— N (@nuehya) February 24, 2024
It’s niggalese for “THICK” https://t.co/4SFoUx1vZs
57.
Yeah I’m doing a games night for my wedding. Bring your own bottle too https://t.co/1JvO24eXjt
— Tre Santino (@tre_ID) February 23, 2024
58.
please hide these from the African men! https://t.co/YQHwB8h0eg
— KAE 💖 (@makaelacj) February 22, 2024
59.
Gonna tell the world he lost 92bricks and no one will believe him ☹️ https://t.co/nSyG3V1ZLW
— Tuggie (@AntoinetteJr) February 22, 2024
60.
Janine after dealing with y’all bad ass kids all day…#AbbottElementary pic.twitter.com/aHBZNbrCBY
— AFRO SAMURAI 🏁 (@JackSwagg2k15) February 22, 2024
61.
damn you fine, why don’t you give a croc a dial 😏 https://t.co/PsOGdyaYtx
— CUNT (@thatflwater) February 22, 2024
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