93 Tweets That Prove Without Black Twitter There Would've Been Nothing To Laugh At This June
“Long story short.” — a black person who is absolutely about to continue to take their time talking
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4 bombaclattpussyclatt pieces of salmon? https://t.co/ZwEm0Osk9M
— Bassa Babe 💗 (@lovenextdoor__) June 1, 2023
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https://t.co/1xic1G92RK pic.twitter.com/cOmHQE52N0
— Remy LeBeau (@DeeHaye_) June 11, 2023
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https://t.co/6t9LfPQY0u pic.twitter.com/f7ExGYJFgT
— Le’Gibé Tquoi (@MrDoubleUSee) June 10, 2023
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I saw things I imagined https://t.co/J05beNG4ue
— Kay (@kay_suigeneris) June 10, 2023
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Adam Sandler would put him in a blender FOH https://t.co/IsnZNJDSSR
— 🫳🏾💻🤏🏾 (@jonovelli_) June 7, 2023
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They calling you Grand Wizard Khalifa baby, idk if you knew https://t.co/LYqKmHzAJj
— Mik. | Designer & Organizer (@OkSoMik) June 12, 2023
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no words needed https://t.co/8SjXgamy71 pic.twitter.com/cPDtjSlXN9
— asiaaa🦋. (@_Asiaaaqt) June 13, 2023
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Baby, that ain’t got nothing to do with me. 🤷🏽♀️ https://t.co/dNIbmVdmIE
— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) June 15, 2023
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Not again. https://t.co/EWo8jHItju pic.twitter.com/aM3JOLi0hQ
— Samuel Edeh (@sammyedeh) June 15, 2023
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To have Beyoncé do your gender reveal is crazy… me in the womb : 😭 https://t.co/rxSYhgykdq pic.twitter.com/GHSEhvOmOO
— Johnny Liz’Onya 🇧🇧 (@RobbYGunnZ) June 15, 2023
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Not the diamonds doing the Black Beatle challenge I’m crying https://t.co/lPzRzSM0Dn
— KC⭐️ (@keescrawford) June 15, 2023
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Respect Beckham pls https://t.co/iUiy7O87P7 pic.twitter.com/82c2PTQHqB
— Kezzie Gibbs 🇬🇾 (@kezurgh) June 16, 2023
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A 45 year old man with Snapchat is a national security risk https://t.co/3b3Lk31Wwn
— Ash (@theashrb) June 16, 2023
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https://t.co/pglIKBJoqa pic.twitter.com/M79gx1TrWZ
— F.K.A Biriyani (@fkabiriyani) June 16, 2023
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Good morning! https://t.co/Hqy7TmeRh1 pic.twitter.com/TwFbrqprfb
— Migo (@JBW90) June 16, 2023
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That’s 12 bands a month. Shidd I’ll be a side piece, puzzle piece, one piece, peace sign….don’t matter to me lol https://t.co/RUWEuufiCu
— Will Sniff (@_Jojosodope) June 10, 2023
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Teenager years 🤝 footballer
— Mimi the music blogger 2.0 (@mimitheblogger) June 11, 2023
20s 🤝 rapper
30s 🤝 entrepreneur with poor dad rich dad quotes https://t.co/sieQghCFqG
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yall is baby daddying all the fine niggas pic.twitter.com/xrfaKRqDik
— 🧘🏾♀️ (@tyytooflyy) June 10, 2023
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Summer in london summarised https://t.co/nsEmJ6jeVu
— ria (@RiaSoul_) June 10, 2023
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the rotisserie chicken at walmart trying to convince me to buy it pic.twitter.com/ocQ3Rw5NYk
— Feelings シ (@iHad2GoGetit) June 11, 2023
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https://t.co/sljwxv6V8t pic.twitter.com/XGlb9a7wS5
— IVRY (@twohundred_) June 1, 2023
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Me to anyone that’s not her: pic.twitter.com/osV9CwlBkP https://t.co/UT4KvjEubm
— π (@ImOnlyCam_) June 1, 2023
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She was so loud i know the prince heard her ass https://t.co/lkcZoojFM0
— Company Commander Lube (@Cellowphane) June 2, 2023
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You not ugly it’s just time for you to get yo eyebrows done
— MIA (@miasofly55) June 2, 2023
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When the weapons formed against you ain’t prospering pic.twitter.com/u7LsF2V9WU
— VintagePrincess. (@Symonesofetch) June 3, 2023
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What if we drink it positively? https://t.co/pgmF15CEGj
— Ijebu Firework (@VvadaA_) June 4, 2023
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I can’t wait to be in my girl phone like this https://t.co/XR2nYnsMUk pic.twitter.com/pTmQFbH4m1
— Ky $hiesty 🎲🥷🏿 (@EastSideKeith_) June 5, 2023
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.@HalleBailey how was the pasta and lobsta https://t.co/6iPMFOGuft
— Kyle (@onthebulletin) June 5, 2023
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When I got 17 Pornhub tabs open using Vision Pro pic.twitter.com/xjrC4K2Whw
— Eddie Francis (@yourboyeddie) June 6, 2023
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Glock Mc Stuffins https://t.co/wqArotpnyb
— Content Cousin Chellz (@b0mbchell_) June 6, 2023
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Strictly Pho Da Niggas https://t.co/gyXVoHqSFf
— Johnnie Perlotte (@ItsDocMartin) June 7, 2023
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I LOVE AMAPIANO https://t.co/YO2Tm4KpR6
— bridget (@bridget_eke) June 8, 2023
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nigga was prolly across the street watching the whole ceremony https://t.co/5O8H9NM1fh
— Miss Kam (@HEYMISSKAM) June 8, 2023
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Somebody hand me a rose toy and a plane ticket, I’ll take care of those forest fires mySELF
— Panic! At The TL (@Puff_Iya) June 8, 2023
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Victoria train to Victoria coach station. https://t.co/bsNJHBPzTr
— db 🖤 (@dbcxptures) June 10, 2023
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Lengthening surgery when he was already 6 ft tall?
— Daryl E. ✝️ 🇳🇬 🇬🇭 🇸🇱 (@daryl_ei) June 9, 2023
This is beyond Biblical greed, they’re creating new sins https://t.co/Oq7ZQrmwC4
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UK weather is hilarious. Just jumped right into a heatwave not even a soft launch first 💀
— tanty lisha✨ (@liisha_ks) June 10, 2023
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https://t.co/D9diFha6gS pic.twitter.com/Mwts31Bvd1
— Certified BBW Inspector🧸 (@OptimusGrind__) June 18, 2023
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Law don’t play about Zendaya at all https://t.co/06N7ALVatN
— masc potatoes (@CertifiedFool_) June 19, 2023
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#loveIsland
— xanthus stan account (@tobikyere) June 19, 2023
nobody:
Tyrique: pic.twitter.com/in9aJtOFb8
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Man said "SOME of y'all might have issues with your children but not me" https://t.co/kM7arNqd76
— star•gyal (@beequammie) June 19, 2023
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https://t.co/gXhgCzWxQL pic.twitter.com/5MxlsDoVdN
— LUFFY (@TENZ1045) June 18, 2023
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the badman dancing when J Hus comes on in the function pic.twitter.com/wxpLLe5j7Z
— Henrie (@HenrieVIII) June 19, 2023
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When Ramping Shop comes on shuffle https://t.co/kMWQu3HLyL pic.twitter.com/aMOewQfNJu
— Beater Barker 🇻🇨 (@__conto) June 19, 2023
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Good morning! https://t.co/Hqy7TmeRh1 pic.twitter.com/TwFbrqprfb
— Daddy Migo (@JBW90) June 16, 2023
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Been together for 20+ years
— IJ | mwen pa sòt online (@aChildOf2Worlds) June 16, 2023
I don’t know how I can live without you tbh https://t.co/r6n7YfJ0vy pic.twitter.com/fDvI9Lu1Gb
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he definitely be tricking! https://t.co/A7YL6obJHh
— SLIM (@_slimarella_) June 16, 2023
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Well damn Grip Bayless https://t.co/3HC4V46tzB
— Mik. | Designer & Organizer (@OkSoMik) June 17, 2023
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Foolish, but I like it pic.twitter.com/rikZBBRPOT
— JO⚡️🇬🇭 (@Joojo_Dontoh) June 16, 2023
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Issa quitting her job and being so broke she couldn’t afford an apartment then suddenly finding a rent free apartment and part time job then launching a block party headlined by Vince Staples and Sir and sponsored by Spotify is the exact kind of delusion I enjoy in TV
— chlo (@chlosih) June 18, 2023
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buzz pants saggin like a mf 🤣 https://t.co/SieN433zWn pic.twitter.com/qAipl0yWJE
— Keeyuh (@k33yuh) June 18, 2023
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“Long story short.” — a black person who is absolutely about to continue to take their time talking
— Sylvia (@SylviaObell) June 26, 2023
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Sorry and I don’t mean to be dramatic, but he needs to be eliminated for everyone’s safety. https://t.co/Dncw14BqHc
— J☀️ (@__jsol) June 26, 2023
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Laughing his way to the BANK! https://t.co/IBx7zmjYMz
— Dr. Jon Paul (They/Them/Tired)🏳️🌈 (@DoctorJonPaul) June 25, 2023
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That dog said I’ve had enough of this dress you beast! pic.twitter.com/if32K2bx1I
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) June 26, 2023
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God forbid women have hobbies https://t.co/eP6Z8Yx8gU
— Jesiah (@imjesiah) June 26, 2023
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Evil Skai Jackson is so pretty. https://t.co/gwk9wDTRyP
— yung miami angelou (@rocketzpower) June 26, 2023
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I don't even have a British passport and i'm comfy in your home turf😂🤧 https://t.co/mDagm6phcK pic.twitter.com/lxNIsF2nWz
— OYABUN (@gomugoronomi) June 26, 2023
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Valerie Frizzle brought them kids home safe out of a BOOTYHOLE, pls don't play with my OG like this https://t.co/OIAqA441Qj
— princey. last of his name. (@notPRINCEY) June 21, 2023
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Biracial girlllllll https://t.co/DIXTofL0SD
— THIQUE (@ScottieBeam) June 23, 2023
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Isn’t it a man’s world? Thus it burning down has nothing to do with us 😭😭 let me enjoy Sha https://t.co/Zow1d2RMvy
— Shaneece (@joashanti) June 23, 2023
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“Quick and easy meal for when you’re feeling lazy!”
— Malowé (@pmxlxisane) June 22, 2023
Then they chop an onion. Please man.
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What am I? A child bride? https://t.co/rfDHJB9lrl
— bruja (@graxemeda) June 22, 2023
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can’t tell if he’s tapping into his Black southern appropriation or his hispanic appropriation with this one https://t.co/akGVCKyMGk
— I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa (@WrittenByHanna) June 24, 2023
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If I was their mother I’d be INSUFFERABLE. ‘LET ME TELL YOU BOUT MY GOD TODAY’ every Sunday a new testimony. https://t.co/SjwgDYkMKc
— martha (@mxmsworld) June 24, 2023
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*squints*
— Stephanie (@StephanieYeboah) June 24, 2023
How did she get back here ? pic.twitter.com/cuXKg9EGPK
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Not the mama bringing them a to go plate to thank them 😭 https://t.co/Apdny2OUnK
— Mr. lindsay lohan daddy (@TheBeezeKnees) June 24, 2023
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this new batch of mosquitoes must’ve gotten veneers asumm 😂😂😂😂
— 🦋 (@t_sadiity) June 24, 2023
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My favorite auntie and her “roommate” #HappyPrideMonth pic.twitter.com/ve3R6pDR8s
— Air-Rum (@__aarum) June 24, 2023
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I even thought this was Asake https://t.co/k5zKzZrDHi
— A 💫 (@Adaxxs) June 24, 2023
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Oooh I want to see this.
— Adilson🇦🇴 (@AdiBacelar) June 24, 2023
On a scale of 0 - Argentina, how anti-Black is Iran? https://t.co/EFDH4UBQ6x
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he gon have to rent out an arena for dis https://t.co/pejVrc6qJT
— iyosias (@whitest_injera) June 24, 2023
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Baby it LOOKS like old lady 😭😭😭 https://t.co/yZc4Xa8UdN
— Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima) June 24, 2023
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Is the grandmama the baby when it comes to Sir? 😭😭😭 https://t.co/ZwcXxYti4D
— Tittygate 2023 (@jiggyjayy2) June 25, 2023
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“Hold on let me turn the air on” pic.twitter.com/XokXjUa8dV
— Hustleman Marsalis 👲🏾🫡 (@Choppayoung89) June 23, 2023
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Shawty be ina whip 24/7 she must be servin da city 😂 https://t.co/0GAT9MKEK4
— Saddam 630 🌍 (@lxwddre) June 24, 2023
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everybody who eats bacon is a BITCH https://t.co/o3JioUBNrJ
— mara (@lormaraaa) June 23, 2023
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he should enjoy these first years of his life cause soon as he touches 3 I’m sending him to GRA Ikeja. https://t.co/74BH5ChcbE
— ㅤ (@olaoluslawn) June 25, 2023
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did y’all know u can’t poop on a tour bus? your favs are out there backed up like a shaken champagne bottle singing their hearts out. that’s crazy.
— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) June 25, 2023
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Bills are for men because Bill is short for William, and William is a man.
— June 10th 🎉🎊 (@ItsLinzzz_) June 27, 2023
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“Hello Christ? I’m bout to sin again.” pic.twitter.com/0eboKejmes
— Juicy Gentleman (@DariusAmore) June 28, 2023
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these aren’t even songs, these are JINGLES https://t.co/6AIxzsoTcC
— justin mel (@JayyRayy_) June 27, 2023
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https://t.co/f3vI3VLaYy pic.twitter.com/3urOXg4RgU
— yes, really (@simonefiii) June 27, 2023
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skee-B! https://t.co/9ZiX9Q7yGu
— RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 (@theerkj) June 27, 2023
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BARBIIE, BARIB3 and B4RBIE incoming I fear 😮💨 https://t.co/OHhUY2fFKY
— stefan • (@stefanbertin) June 27, 2023
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And this is why what’s in the ocean is none of my business cus why do we have squishy mangos with veneers https://t.co/fAitue5HwC
— Maya Angelique👑 (@moneyymaya) June 28, 2023
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Omg what’s next Barbie oxygen? https://t.co/XAjHJ9pCIf
— HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@keyon) June 29, 2023
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My man: they got my order wrong
— Invis🍒 (@invis4yo) June 28, 2023
Me: pic.twitter.com/3nSidnTDlD
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You lot that are telling me Tiger Woods, please name his top three tracks. https://t.co/fJOfMK9SBS
— Tolly (@tolly_t) June 28, 2023
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Final? The child labor laws in America are non existent. She better suit up for Atlanta https://t.co/R5JoH1LdkE
— Reggae Banana (@holadamilola) June 29, 2023
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one ticket to barbie please pic.twitter.com/7O65GM7ike
— real snoozer (@DijahSB) June 29, 2023