Buzz·Posted on 28 Jun 2022Just 48 Funny Tweets From Black Twitter That Cracked Me Up This Month"I used to fall in love in two days, but I be trying take my time so now it’s three days."by Ada EnechiBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 😮💨 @KirkWrites79 Not Jack Harlow having more BET Awards nominations than Lil Nas X. 06:11 PM - 01 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KirkWrites79 2. Lady Kachiri @kachirilady Yes its me, Meghan. 👑 04:16 PM - 03 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kachirilady 3. Shut up already, damn! @onlychyld A bra that size in that color is a mortgage payment. You should go get it back. https://t.co/4k8eP6lzHn 01:13 AM - 05 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @onlychyld 4. Lexi 🇯🇲 @itsjust_lexi she gonna leave the door open? https://t.co/zeBcDaagtd 12:11 AM - 02 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @itsjust_lexi 5. 𝑬𝒛𝒆𝒌𝒊𝒆𝒍✞︎ @oluwajuwon_xx 10 year old me when I see my name in a book 07:02 PM - 07 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @oluwajuwon_xx 6. tinayah @_naysiann I used to fall in love in 2 days but I be trying take my time so now it’s 3 days https://t.co/vvOK588xnB 05:25 AM - 13 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_naysiann 7. 1/2 faguette avec du beurre @foreverimbetter This was in the office babe section on the site 💀 09:18 PM - 08 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @foreverimbetter 8. 🤡 @koi_takleef_ Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition. 02:03 PM - 01 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @koi_takleef_ 9. Dwayne David Paul @DwayneDavidPaul Nobody's seen Kamala in so long, artists had to guess. https://t.co/b9R6Y8yHtE 01:59 AM - 15 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DwayneDavidPaul 10. jayr. @jayroshanee love island starts tomorrow so from the hours of 9pm and 10pm, pls dont call me. even if its an emergency, go call the police. i cannot help you 01:46 PM - 05 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jayroshanee 11. FSP 🏁 @fspthedon When you’re heartbroken but your homies force you to go out <<<<<< https://t.co/AsJ3ZJTVqA 01:21 AM - 06 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @fspthedon 12. 𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 jaquan. @jaquannotjason troy’s dad is completely right in high school musical. imagine your son was 2 years away from being in the NBA and he wanted to start doing musicals instead like ??? 09:40 PM - 01 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jaquannotjason 13. Homo Militant @Tendurag Yeah he definitely ain’t read any of those Malcolm X books. https://t.co/K06kTU6eaJ 03:57 PM - 02 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Tendurag 14. navi ✰ @prettyboynavi “shark infested waters”…. you mean their home???😭 10:34 PM - 02 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @prettyboynavi 15. ❤️🔥 @numberoneh8r and the rest was herstory https://t.co/b5jCrfi9IF 11:35 PM - 03 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @numberoneh8r 16. John McClane, MPA @kd9_3 Six weeks ago this girl & I decided dating wasn’t working and broke up. I went to see my older cousin (35) at his place and when I walked in I saw my alma mater t-shirt on his couch. She then walked out of his room and said “I’ve been waiting on dick like that for months”. https://t.co/I1SErd6DF5 12:58 AM - 07 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kd9_3 17. 🔥✨MEGA✨🔥 @xChellz Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, game 6 https://t.co/D34BIMAjdU 04:20 PM - 06 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @xChellz 18. Mimi The Music Blogger @mdaixo Another failed talking stage 02:49 PM - 08 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mdaixo 19. ★࿐ @heysilk_ No one: Me alone in my room: So anyway guys as I was saying...😂🤣 02:04 PM - 07 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @heysilk_ 20. tina snow-belcher @CasaDeWaffle She said https://t.co/ssts5PRqBp 10:12 PM - 10 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CasaDeWaffle 21. ً @TweetXan_ Yard shops cannot see my money ever again. I ordered an Ackee & Saltfish dumpling but they sent a curry chicken one instead. I asked if I can be refunded and they said no because the curry chicken one is nicer???? 10:05 AM - 10 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TweetXan_ 22. Francisca @franciscarockey Is this gentrified hot girl summer? https://t.co/Rv5V7Qr20s 10:30 AM - 10 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @franciscarockey 23. Two Ts @twotsofficial Snkrs & Confirmed: “YOU WERE NOT SELECTED” Me: 03:21 PM - 11 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @twotsofficial 24. . @Nigerianscamsss “Not the Axis collapsing, it’s giving surrender.” https://t.co/Ngav7mk451 06:25 PM - 11 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Nigerianscamsss 25. YT: LifeOfAls @LifeOfAls God made one version of this man and didn't release any new shapes. A crying shame. https://t.co/woDwJaBWYO 08:02 PM - 11 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LifeOfAls 26. Gez @Gezza_O My friends are too funny man. Imagine, we're in the middle of a music festival in Barcelona and my bro is paying his council tax. LOOOOOOL 11:56 AM - 13 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Gezza_O 27. Lauren Chanel @MichelleHux drake has had hair extensions and bobos in his head for months idk why y’all expected gunshots in the background music 😭 04:47 AM - 17 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MichelleHux 28. JAZMIN @beyriannaandal4 Me digging up Charles V's and Henry VIII's remains to let them see the REAL Renaissance that is Beyoncé's album. 09:30 AM - 16 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @beyriannaandal4 29. Certified Eighth Hokage 🇭🇹 ➐ @_AvatarOli Meek Mill the first person I seen do every single thing wrong lmaoooo https://t.co/PMexZXNImJ 12:26 AM - 14 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_AvatarOli 30. 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 @arxhiiie wait so now when ppl look back on “the renaissance era” we’ll have to ask if they meant da vinci or beyoncé 😭 12:28 PM - 16 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @arxhiiie 31. Gentle Boy🎴 @chocolekan *Shares rice in party* Ushers: Once you've collected don't come again. Me: 09:10 AM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chocolekan 32. Bey+Bey Music Factory @Keverund "The queens in the front and the doms in the back." Me trying to figure out which direction to move in: 03:36 AM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Keverund 33. HabKat @Habibakatsha Another Black talking stage finally comes to an end, to God be the glory #LoveIsland 08:30 PM - 20 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Habibakatsha 34. Gogol Tech CEO @kingbealestreet Now I don't remember that word in the studio version! 😭😭 06:31 AM - 19 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kingbealestreet 35. ikenna ekwonna @ikenna_ek Plantain or Plantin??? Tune in at 9pm (GMT+1) on ITV2 as we bring you more on this story #LoveIsland https://t.co/FEApk0w83C 11:49 PM - 18 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ikenna_ek 36. Tinashe @baggedsmh why aren't Jay-Z fans called Jay Hova's Witnesses 08:06 PM - 18 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @baggedsmh 37. mr @millthn seeing your homie get cooked on the tl https://t.co/z7kNNS5vGR 09:08 AM - 18 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @millthn 38. Giddy🌍 @giddywillz How to have fun as an adult 07:54 PM - 17 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @giddywillz 39. Corn ⚕ @luhblix yall will never catch me giving up my seat on a bus again https://t.co/DGoCQ6qyzs 05:23 PM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @luhblix 40. The Real Destiny Marilyn @sweet_novacanee Drake watching everybody love this new Beyoncé song “ break my soul “ after calling his album oontz oontz music 02:08 AM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sweet_novacanee 41. Vixen🤍🍃 @Vixe_npr I'm done being the victim 04:06 PM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Vixe_npr 42. Spencer @WowItsSpencer Beyoncé and Drake right now 03:38 AM - 21 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WowItsSpencer 43. Titty Galore @IdaBWelps Yall talkin about r&b was aggressive tonight, James Brown would pulled his gun out on Sam Cooke and Otis Redding by now lmao 03:14 AM - 24 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @IdaBWelps 44. drawl might @_Mylito_ This verzuz is for people that had signatures in their text messages 02:45 AM - 24 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_Mylito_ 45. Rashad👌🏾 @Rashad_59 “You got yo ass kicked tonight” 04:02 AM - 24 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Rashad_59 46. t @tiannelisex there’s no way we’re breaking up after 9 years tho loool welcome to death row records baby 👍🏽 08:14 PM - 22 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tiannelisex 47. HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon He just been doing anything all week https://t.co/KmphjAxNqK 02:44 AM - 27 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @keyon 48. MBali 💫 @TheJessieWoo That man thanked every woman in his life including CASSIE…. EXCEPT the woman holding up the “Go Papi” sign… #BETAwards 03:17 AM - 27 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheJessieWoo