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    Just 48 Funny Tweets From Black Twitter That Cracked Me Up This Month

    "I used to fall in love in two days, but I be trying take my time so now it’s three days."

    1.

    Not Jack Harlow having more BET Awards nominations than Lil Nas X.

    Twitter: @KirkWrites79

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    Twitter: @kachirilady

    3.

    A bra that size in that color is a mortgage payment. You should go get it back. https://t.co/4k8eP6lzHn

    Twitter: @onlychyld

    4.

    she gonna leave the door open? https://t.co/zeBcDaagtd

    Twitter: @itsjust_lexi

    5.

    Twitter: @oluwajuwon_xx

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    I used to fall in love in 2 days but I be trying take my time so now it’s 3 days https://t.co/vvOK588xnB

    Twitter: @_naysiann

    7.

    This was in the office babe section on the site 💀

    Twitter: @foreverimbetter

    8.

    Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition.

    Twitter: @koi_takleef_

    9.

    Nobody's seen Kamala in so long, artists had to guess. https://t.co/b9R6Y8yHtE

    Twitter: @DwayneDavidPaul

    10.

    love island starts tomorrow so from the hours of 9pm and 10pm, pls dont call me. even if its an emergency, go call the police. i cannot help you

    Twitter: @jayroshanee

    11.

    When you’re heartbroken but your homies force you to go out <<<<<< https://t.co/AsJ3ZJTVqA

    Twitter: @fspthedon

    12.

    troy’s dad is completely right in high school musical. imagine your son was 2 years away from being in the NBA and he wanted to start doing musicals instead like ???

    Twitter: @jaquannotjason

    13.

    Yeah he definitely ain’t read any of those Malcolm X books. https://t.co/K06kTU6eaJ

    Twitter: @Tendurag

    14.

    “shark infested waters”…. you mean their home???😭

    Twitter: @prettyboynavi

    15.

    and the rest was herstory https://t.co/b5jCrfi9IF

    Twitter: @numberoneh8r

    16.

    Six weeks ago this girl & I decided dating wasn’t working and broke up. I went to see my older cousin (35) at his place and when I walked in I saw my alma mater t-shirt on his couch. She then walked out of his room and said “I’ve been waiting on dick like that for months”. https://t.co/I1SErd6DF5

    Twitter: @kd9_3

    17.

    Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, game 6 https://t.co/D34BIMAjdU

    Twitter: @xChellz

    18.

    Twitter: @mdaixo

    19.

    No one: Me alone in my room: So anyway guys as I was saying...😂🤣

    Twitter: @heysilk_

    20.

    Twitter: @CasaDeWaffle

    21.

    Yard shops cannot see my money ever again. I ordered an Ackee & Saltfish dumpling but they sent a curry chicken one instead. I asked if I can be refunded and they said no because the curry chicken one is nicer????

    Twitter: @TweetXan_

    22.

    Is this gentrified hot girl summer? https://t.co/Rv5V7Qr20s

    Twitter: @franciscarockey

    23.

    Snkrs & Confirmed: “YOU WERE NOT SELECTED” Me:

    Twitter: @twotsofficial

    24.

    “Not the Axis collapsing, it’s giving surrender.” https://t.co/Ngav7mk451

    Twitter: @Nigerianscamsss

    25.

    God made one version of this man and didn't release any new shapes. A crying shame. https://t.co/woDwJaBWYO

    Twitter: @LifeOfAls

    26.

    My friends are too funny man. Imagine, we're in the middle of a music festival in Barcelona and my bro is paying his council tax. LOOOOOOL

    Twitter: @Gezza_O

    27.

    drake has had hair extensions and bobos in his head for months idk why y’all expected gunshots in the background music 😭

    Twitter: @MichelleHux

    28.

    Me digging up Charles V's and Henry VIII's remains to let them see the REAL Renaissance that is Beyoncé's album.

    Twitter: @beyriannaandal4

    29.

    Meek Mill the first person I seen do every single thing wrong lmaoooo https://t.co/PMexZXNImJ

    Twitter: @_AvatarOli

    30.

    wait so now when ppl look back on “the renaissance era” we’ll have to ask if they meant da vinci or beyoncé 😭

    Twitter: @arxhiiie

    31.

    *Shares rice in party* Ushers: Once you've collected don't come again. Me:

    Twitter: @chocolekan

    32.

    "The queens in the front and the doms in the back." Me trying to figure out which direction to move in:

    Twitter: @Keverund

    33.

    Another Black talking stage finally comes to an end, to God be the glory #LoveIsland

    Twitter: @Habibakatsha

    34.

    Now I don't remember that word in the studio version! 😭😭

    Twitter: @kingbealestreet

    35.

    Plantain or Plantin??? Tune in at 9pm (GMT+1) on ITV2 as we bring you more on this story #LoveIsland https://t.co/FEApk0w83C

    Twitter: @ikenna_ek

    36.

    why aren't Jay-Z fans called Jay Hova's Witnesses

    Twitter: @baggedsmh

    37.

    seeing your homie get cooked on the tl https://t.co/z7kNNS5vGR

    Twitter: @millthn

    38.

    Twitter: @giddywillz

    39.

    yall will never catch me giving up my seat on a bus again https://t.co/DGoCQ6qyzs

    Twitter: @luhblix

    40.

    Drake watching everybody love this new Beyoncé song “ break my soul “ after calling his album oontz oontz music

    Twitter: @sweet_novacanee

    41.

    Twitter: @Vixe_npr

    42.

    Twitter: @WowItsSpencer

    43.

    Yall talkin about r&b was aggressive tonight, James Brown would pulled his gun out on Sam Cooke and Otis Redding by now lmao

    Twitter: @IdaBWelps

    44.

    This verzuz is for people that had signatures in their text messages

    Twitter: @_Mylito_

    45.

    Twitter: @Rashad_59

    46.

    there’s no way we’re breaking up after 9 years tho loool welcome to death row records baby 👍🏽

    Twitter: @tiannelisex

    47.

    He just been doing anything all week https://t.co/KmphjAxNqK

    Twitter: @keyon

    48.

    That man thanked every woman in his life including CASSIE…. EXCEPT the woman holding up the “Go Papi” sign… #BETAwards

    Twitter: @TheJessieWoo