Black Twitter's 45 Tweets Will Guarantee Non-Stop Laughter This Easter Weekend
"TMZ would have filmed the conversation of Judas agreeing to betray Jesus."
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Black people so in tune with the culture that all my guy had to do was post this and folks saying congratulations 🍾 https://t.co/XCT6rrJaGR
— AC Tatum (@actatumonline) March 4, 2024
2.
tryna travel sync my ride home and my uber eats order https://t.co/AcrPozMCOF
— ICYESTTWAT (@FUCCl) March 3, 2024
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A non-African claimed I was in his seat on the plane, so I opened my delta app and showed him my phone just like this. pic.twitter.com/h9paO6veja
— Mel (@TheBaddestMitch) March 2, 2024
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she wanna be blue ivy so bad omg be yourself pic.twitter.com/0b20w90Nzj
— Lea 𐚁 (@coxoleaa) February 29, 2024
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Haffi guh mix mortar after this, no matter your profession https://t.co/hKb49jFrjS
— Brand Don (@JKavJA) March 21, 2024
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I am the tea, baby. https://t.co/zSFfN7Lqwp pic.twitter.com/BZjjPK505K
— Denise Hemphill. 🐝 (@itsbrysonM_) March 20, 2024
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Currently trying to air drop this gif to the young black man I see reading 48 Laws Of Power on the bus. pic.twitter.com/iE6N0SrEKo
— t (@Monosyllabik) March 19, 2024
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Rice. https://t.co/xFZgYInhbQ
— Richie Brave 🇬🇾🇬🇾 (@RichieBrave) March 19, 2024
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Hard wig soft life is so real https://t.co/ALIPHLr8Xg
— Audrey (@audreythefinest) March 19, 2024
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Somebody go hold that baby neck! https://t.co/mrxha4BIaZ
— Spa Owner (@EmaniMone) March 16, 2024
11.
she looks like she’s about to make oreos from scratch https://t.co/XQzpFsRMEf
— angel 🍉 (@ungodlyanele) March 17, 2024
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my niece said “Auntie is one of those ppl that has a lot of stuff & won’t get rid of it-I think she’s a whore.” LMFAO ma’am wrong word.
— B 🦋 (@DontWorryBoutB) March 28, 2024
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the kidz bop version of crack 🤌🏿 https://t.co/4jIbwAGc0W
— xanthus stan account (@tobikyere) March 17, 2024
14.
My bf just looked down at my feet. Said “how much is your pedicure usually?” I told him and he just Monzoed me the money. Idk how to feel 😭
— 2.0 (@blixberrie) March 15, 2024
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Will you reach the Kingdom of Heaven? https://t.co/D0eO5OsYvZ
— TONI TONE (@t0nit0ne) March 15, 2024
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everybody in entertainment finna be brothers sisters cousins https://t.co/WEbwXOpTPF
— kenpachi🗡🇧🇸 (@mudmillionaire) March 15, 2024
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https://t.co/2gMgvXUcZC pic.twitter.com/DJTEjLHWga
— Goonica Denise Arnold (@goonica_denise) March 12, 2024
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Ok but what do I do with the baby after https://t.co/L5fNTwKt3E pic.twitter.com/6Nfv2SSz58
— Glowja Cat✨• insta: selfcarecoka (@c0kahina) March 12, 2024
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Going from celeb arm candy to vice-president of an entire country is the most on the nose Howard behavior ever. Duality 😂😂😂 https://t.co/Z6tnowkidM
— Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 (@BienSur_JeTaime) March 11, 2024
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He said send me a picture of what yo sexy ass got on now:
— 𝒮𝒽𝒶𝑒𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 (@_prettymamax) March 9, 2024
The photo: pic.twitter.com/QpZeH5tU3t
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INTRODUCING VANESSA BLING AS GAZA SLIM. https://t.co/6n5ozSNe6R
— Goddess of BLACK. (@xm_muva) March 5, 2024
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You’re so rich. If 3k leaves my account I leave this earth with it https://t.co/lPCxwF6yFS
— Jay (@JayAndreas___) March 27, 2024
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I woulda came back with a katana and 2 pounds of garlic butter strapped to my waistband https://t.co/LjygpjWMnl
— Exec.Producer of Da Simulation (@3eyesisenough) March 26, 2024
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dr umar can go to hell https://t.co/L8GktgQDX7
— Thimna Shooto (@thimnashooto) March 26, 2024
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TMZ would have filmed the conversation of Judas agreeing to betray Jesus.
— db 🖤 (@dbcxptures) March 27, 2024
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We should just cancel April Fools this year. Ain’t no prank topping reality. pic.twitter.com/6P3ycLnm5k
— Usman Tariq (@itxusman__) March 26, 2024
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they are sexywashing the biopic 😡😭😭 https://t.co/Uy88wKSbH3
— #1 Mature Era Whore ᴹ♚ᴶ (@guccimykol) March 25, 2024
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When you’re in Miami with only £140 on your monzo. pic.twitter.com/UTod6OIMLS
— 💡 (@chief_toks) March 25, 2024
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Removing your earpiece to see why the driver followed a wrong route https://t.co/5ZHGdOP96Y
— UncLe SARM (@Uncle_sarm) March 25, 2024
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me going to fetch my girl from her birthday dinner after the 'friends' that wanted me cut off don't show up pic.twitter.com/GnkAkw1OhJ
— babylon. (@broztitute) March 24, 2024
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I really hope it’s bomb that’s beeping in my sitting room and not prepaid meter
— M (@_peekaaboo_) March 24, 2024
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Ghana Ghana Ghana. Not tea or coffee but immediately to egg. https://t.co/sZkuUqA6Oc
— AO. (@AliceOla_) March 25, 2024
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how can i get tyla’s stomach before summer. i’m willing to do ozempic and cocaine !
— mrs banks (@jaeeebizzlee) March 25, 2024
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RIP Enid Blyton, you would’ve loved this 😔 https://t.co/dpytZcmOQV
— Him Kardashian (@khalnero) March 23, 2024
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Kendrick Lamar love getting on other people songs and making a scene then get in the booth for himself and make Jazz Drill music, nobody wanna hear that shit again…
— Zasquiat (@MoneyBaggYerrrr) March 22, 2024
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Kendrick after hearing First Person Shooterpic.twitter.com/zVtIQuYy9B
— Pinero_Nana 🇯🇲🇬🇭 (@Pinero_Nana) March 22, 2024
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Me every time I see an event say “first annual”: pic.twitter.com/VuEHKiUhg4
— Dr. DeAvila Sadè, DBH, LCSW (@askdeavilasade) March 27, 2024
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Y’all my daughter just walked up to me kissed me and said “I love you so much, I will never forget you when you pass away”…………
— Envy💋 (@MoMelaninMoPrbz) March 28, 2024
Ok?.
39.
I asked my man if he had a fetish I didn’t know about and he said silence … I.. 😭😭😭😭😭
— Lex P🪬 (@LexP__) March 27, 2024
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1st night as a bottle girl on the spectrum: the section told me what they wanted on their sign i heard “chicken all night” didn’t question it bc there’s chicken wings&they’re good i’m prepping the sign my manager says that make no damn sense ask again…it was “trickin all night”
— 𝒵 (@liIcosmo) March 23, 2024
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what’s your cashapp? https://t.co/Xhn58Oqxqh
— b. (@briarenee_) March 27, 2024
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beyoncé said jolene THIS AIN’T DOLLY BITCH pic.twitter.com/9DqyzibEkY
— 5hahem aka Dr. Durag (@shaTIRED) March 29, 2024
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Yee…and I can’t stress this enough, haw. #COWBOYCARTER pic.twitter.com/rxDMgQTcCB
— D.J. Kirkland (@OhHeyDJ) March 29, 2024
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every day y'all keep wondering why that woman still with that man. Have y'all listened to her music? She would peel y'all muffin cap back blue over him. 😭😭
— Skin Care Bully (@SkinCareBully) March 29, 2024
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Jolene *coughs*
— KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner (@Kwajotweneboa) March 29, 2024
Beyoncé:
https://t.co/bUCGkIVQWS