White people are the worst. I know… because I, too, am white.
Pittsburgh Steelers legend Joe Greene offers advice to some popular meme characters. Thernks, Merm Jer!
Mitt Romney, why did you anger the monsters of Sesame Street and sever the peaceful agreement humans had made with them? WHY?!
Happy Columbus Day! Let’s celebrate with some quotes from Columbus.
Have you ever had an old photograph that would be perfect if you could just remove that one person with a weird expression or cut that ex-boyfriend? Well, Act Classy is here to help with this easy-to-follow photo manipulation tutorial. In just a few steps, you’ll know how to remove someone from a photo without Photoshop or other expensive software so all your memories can be flawless. Note: You DO need a time machine.
Journalist and blogger Nikke Finke said Julie Bowen shouldn’t have won an Emmy for ‘Modern Family’ because “beautiful actresses are not funny.” Here is an amazing flowchart to help women determine if they’re funny or just beautiful.
Clinton definitely helped President Obama with his speech at the DNC last night.
Hillary Clinton watches from East Timor as her husband, former President Bill Clinton, gives the speech of his lifetime at the Democratic National Convention.
The Jersey Shore‘s adorable waste of space Snookie has lost her brand new baby! Can Billy from The Family Circus help her find him?
Think you might be pregnant? Arizona Governor and Professional Idiot Jan Brewer can tell you for sure!
Did you hear about the old Spanish lady who ruined a 19th century painting of Jesus in a failed restoration attempt? Well, new, weird-looking Jesus is now our savior.
A relatively unknown cartoon character popular in the 1940s before people knew stuff recently stepped up to show his support for the Romney-Ryan campaign.
I see you’ve already called someone else.
This magical Pittsburgh Pirates season is due in large part to Zoltan, the deity a cult worships in the movie “Dude, Where’s My Car?” But Pirates players were throwing up the Zoltan hand sign long ago, as evidenced in this photo.
Last weekend, cops in Boulder, Colorado responded to a call about a guy who had passed out in front of his Porsche. That guy was none other than one of the founders of Crocs Inc., George Boedecker.
Mitt Romney recently named Paul Ryan his VP pick, and many women are unhappy about the decision. Ryan has consistently proven himself to be an enemy of the vagina and of women’s reproductive rights… but that doesn’t stop the ladies from wanting to see him with his shirt off.
What if the gang at NASA was on hand to celebrate all your mundane shit?