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White People Being White At The Sandy Relief Concert

White people are the worst. I know... because I, too, am white.

actclassy • 6 years ago

Meme Joe Greene

Pittsburgh Steelers legend Joe Greene offers advice to some popular meme characters. Thernks, Merm Jer!

actclassy • 6 years ago

Romney Has Awakened The Monsters Of Sesame Street

Mitt Romney, why did you anger the monsters of Sesame Street and sever the peaceful agreement humans had made with them? WHY?!

actclassy • 7 years ago

Famous Christopher Columbus Quotes

Happy Columbus Day! Let's celebrate with some quotes from Columbus.

actclassy • 7 years ago

Tutorial: How To Remove Someone From A Photo Without Photoshop

Have you ever had an old photograph that would be perfect if you could just remove that one person with a weird expression or cut that ex-boyfriend? Well, Act Classy is here to help with this easy-to-follow photo manipulation tutorial. In just a few steps, you’ll know how to remove someone from a photo without Photoshop or other expensive software so all your memories can be flawless. Note: You DO need a time machine.

actclassy • 7 years ago

Flowchart: Are You A Funny Woman Or A Beautiful Woman? You Can't Be Both

Journalist and blogger Nikke Finke said Julie Bowen shouldn't have won an Emmy for 'Modern Family' because "beautiful actresses are not funny." Here is an amazing flowchart to help women determine if they're funny or just beautiful.

actclassy • 7 years ago
actclassy • 7 years ago

Forget Your Troubles, Football's Back

Professional and college football are both back to help us forget the horrors of reality.

actclassy • 7 years ago

Way To Go, Bubba!

Clinton definitely helped President Obama with his speech at the DNC last night.

actclassy • 7 years ago

So Were We, Hillary

Hillary Clinton watches from East Timor as her husband, former President Bill Clinton, gives the speech of his lifetime at the Democratic National Convention.

actclassy • 7 years ago

The Jersey Circus: Snooki's Missing Baby

The Jersey Shore‘s adorable waste of space Snookie has lost her brand new baby! Can Billy from The Family Circus help her find him?

actclassy • 7 years ago

Jan Brewer's Handy Pregnancy Flowchart

Think you might be pregnant? Arizona Governor and Professional Idiot Jan Brewer can tell you for sure!

actclassy • 7 years ago

Botched Jesus Painting News: The Life, Times And Gospel According To Weird Jesus

Did you hear about the old Spanish lady who ruined a 19th century painting of Jesus in a failed restoration attempt? Well, new, weird-looking Jesus is now our savior.

actclassy • 7 years ago

Meet Scratchy The Coat Hanger, The GOP's New Mascot

A relatively unknown cartoon character popular in the 1940s before people knew stuff recently stepped up to show his support for the Romney-Ryan campaign.

actclassy • 7 years ago

Carly Rae Jepsen, Blow Me Maybe?

I see you've already called someone else.

actclassy • 7 years ago

Old School Zoltan

This magical Pittsburgh Pirates season is due in large part to Zoltan, the deity a cult worships in the movie "Dude, Where's My Car?" But Pirates players were throwing up the Zoltan hand sign long ago, as evidenced in this photo.

actclassy • 7 years ago

The Agony And The Ecstacy Of George “Crocs” Boedecker’s DUI Arrest

Last weekend, cops in Boulder, Colorado responded to a call about a guy who had passed out in front of his Porsche. That guy was none other than one of the founders of Crocs Inc., George Boedecker.

actclassy • 7 years ago

Mashed Up: Cathy Meets Paul Ryan

Mitt Romney recently named Paul Ryan his VP pick, and many women are unhappy about the decision. Ryan has consistently proven himself to be an enemy of the vagina and of women’s reproductive rights… but that doesn’t stop the ladies from wanting to see him with his shirt off.

actclassy • 7 years ago
actclassy • 7 years ago

NASA Celebrates Everything

What if the gang at NASA was on hand to celebrate all your mundane shit?

actclassy • 7 years ago