1. This all-too-real moment:
Amen
2. Or this familiar one:
I was just told I was a waste to man kind because I was a lesbian.
3. This struggle:
Does pulling a long hair out of your butt crack and not knowing if it's yours or not count as a feminine lesbian problem?
4. This anthem...
Lol ð
5. .... Which sometimes leads to this depressing realization:
"Oh, *sigh* she's straight" - the autobiography of the depressed lesbian.
6. This battle:
*Picks up book* 'How To Not Think With Your Vagina'
7. This question:
When the doctor asks if "you're sisters"...
8. This reply:
Uber driver asked if Bae and I are sisters? I wanna show him this face swap and ask him to point out similarities.
9. Coming out to a stranger and getting this reaction:
When you tell people you're gay & they start overcompensating out of shock. "I'm fine with that. TOTALLY FINE. Doesn't bother me I SWEAR."
10. or this awkward reaction:
"My sister is a lesbian!" -someone who doesn't know how to start a conversation with a gay person
11. These kinds of texts from your mom, which you get far too often:
Like I'm pleased you accept me Mum, but really? #lesbianproblems
12. This pastime:
Hobby: recognizing lesbians
13. Pretending you didn't understand the advertising in an LGBT movie while growing up:
@Natasha_Nicole8 lmao rented it from blockbuster w/ my stepmom and tried to act like I didn't understand the cover..
14. This New Year's resolution gone wrong:
in 2014 one of mine was to get a boyfriend but halfway through the yr I realised I wasn't straight ð #LetMeFemsplain https://t.co/3IkgTxKOrC
15. This true statement:
I love boobs but I hate having them #lesbianproblems
16. This bloody truth:
If a guy likes you, you'll know. If a girl likes you, good freaking luck figuring that one out.
17. This one:
Relatives: So, do you have a boyfriend? Me: No... just focusing on career.. #growingupgay
18. This millennial sign of loneliness:
Just when I started to feel like being single wasn't that lonely...
19. 💅
my eyeliner isn't straight but neither is my sexuality so at least I'm consistent
20. This tweet about coming out:
This is so accurate ð
21. And this existential, relatable question:
How did I get this gay.
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