1. When its natural state is INSIDE OUT
2. When it just won't stay open
3. When this happens the second time you use it
Seriously these things have minds of their own
4. Like how does this even happen?
5. When you realize that these will never be practical or cool...
6. These aren't any cuter...
7. And this is just excessive--it's water honey
9. When even tiny umbrellas ruin your life
10. When the umbrella apocalypse hits
11. And then you get burned AF at the beach
12. When it's the easiest thing to steal and the most expensive thing to buy
13. When you know you're shit outta luck if you open an umbrella inside
14. Except for that one time when it scared a bunch of goats, because that was just plain AWESOME
15. But in the end, let's just face it...UMBRELLAS ARE THE WORST!
16. Back atchya!
