Community·Posted on Mar 17, 201716 Hilarious Tweets About Your Pizza ObsessionPizza for breakfast, lunch, or dinner? Who cares!by Abby ZinmanCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Dramatic deliveries: Dee @figgled Pizza's here guys! I shout to the empty house. A single tear runs down the delivery man's face. He knows. Thu Oct 15 06:04:55 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Pizza babies: Bridger Winegar @bridger_w I ate so much pizza at the restaurant that the extra slice I brought home doesn't seem like food to me, but rather, my child Fri Mar 14 04:24:40 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Planning ahead: Robin McCauley Lynch @RobinMcCauley When I die don't put flowers on my grave, put pizza. Fri Mar 07 18:55:52 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. How to get your priorities straight: Eliza Bayne @ElizaBayne The only time I've passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza Fri May 20 18:38:12 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. A dream come true: Tim Duffy. @TimDuffy A pizzeria made a pizza box out of pizza. One step closer to my dream coffin. Sat Apr 30 16:42:00 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. One of the biggest hardships ever: audrey farnsworth @audipenny I used to feel left out when somebody didn't invite me out but now I only feel that way when I see another apartment being delivered a pizza Sun Apr 03 07:54:31 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. This truth: Jason Miller @longwall26 Not to get political, but people who use utensils to eat pizza should be in federal prison Wed Mar 30 21:35:23 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. The real reason to buy a "Baby On Board" sticker: amber @soleilalaplage I always use a baby on board sticker when I'm transporting pizza home Sat Mar 26 02:43:19 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This totally reasonable freakout: Rad Kyle @KyleMcDowell86 *calls up pizza place* WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT'S WORKING Thu Feb 06 02:57:48 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This funny connection: Eliza Bayne @ElizaBayne You know how singers point their finger towards the sky to hit that super high note? That's what I do when I eat the last slice of pizza Thu Jan 21 19:49:26 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Those times when you have to be a little selfish: Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott "Is there any pizza left, dad?" [slowly licking each individual slice of pizza while maintaining eye contact] No Wed Oct 07 21:48:58 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Bittersweet realities: The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian [INTERVIEW] HR: What are your strengths? Me:*pulls out & eats an entire pizza* HR: Wow-Weaknesses? Me:*pulls out & eats an entire pizza* Wed Apr 13 12:45:26 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Heartbreaking moments: Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys Pizza burned the inside of my mouth and I don't really understand why the things I love keep hurting me. Tue Oct 13 03:40:01 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. A terrifying regret: Desi @DesiJed I forgot my leftover pizza at the restaurant so I'll probably think of this for the rest of my life Thu Nov 12 07:22:21 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. How things really happened: Mike Birbiglia @birbigs On the 5th day God created the birds and all the living creatures in the oceans and then he was like, "Can we get pizza? It's Friday." Fri Mar 14 22:38:45 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. And finally, the most effective diagram: ♡ brian essbe ♡ @SortaBad Place one pizza on top of another to create a Venn diagram showing the overlap between "Happy People" and "People Who Have Pizza" Fri Mar 14 00:13:02 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite