14 Things I'm Tired Of Hearing As A Female In The Workplace

There are certain things that women hear in the workplace that men just don't.

1. "Pretty please"

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I am not five years old and I am not your mother so don't say "pretty please".

2. You seem upset today, is it your time of the month?

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Maybe you're actually just doing something to make me upset.

3. When are you going to get married?

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Whenever I find the right person to marry. Why are you putting pressure on me?

4. Calm down!

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This is probably the worst thing you could possibly say.

5. Isn’t that shirt a little low cut?

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Why don't you just stop paying attention to my clothes?

6. How do you feel about being a woman in a leadership position?

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I feel like a human being.

7. You would look so much prettier if you smiled.

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I don't think you would say that to any male in this office.

8. You look really cute today!

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You definitely would not say say this to any male in this office.

9. You'll want children one day.

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That might be true. Right now I am just fine on my own.

10. Don’t get all emotional now.

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Just because I am a female does not mean I am overly emotional.

11. You could probably flirt with the boss to get more time off.

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No. No. No.

12. Why don’t you wear dresses more often?

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Pants are way more comfortable and I don't have to wear a dress to prove I'm feminine.

13. You are so bossy!

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I am just assertive. You wouldn't call a man bossy.

14. What are you going to cook for your family tonight?

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Are you assuming that I am the one who has to cook in the family?