10 Steps To Earning An Honorary Doctorate

Kanye got one, so why can't you?

1. Own a large wardrobe comprised of only white clothes.

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You are an angel. You are a star.

2. Have a solid dance routine prepared for any unexpected moment.

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An honorary doctorate means the occasional bump and jive.

3. Marry a Kardashian.

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We suggest one over 18.

4. Pretend to never care about anything.

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It's not a big deal. Nothing's a big deal. You're a doctor. You're the only big deal you need.

5. Star in AT LEAST one 2 Chainz song, preferably with a solo that doesn't make sense.

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"Ahhhhhh, Yeezy Yeezy how you doin', huh?"

6. Master the casual eye roll.

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Oh peasants, you are so silly.

7. Have the ability to clone yourself.

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The only thing better than an honorary doctorate is TWO honorary doctorates.

8. Tell everyone you are a deity.

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Know your worth. Then, make sure everyone else knows your worth.

9. Control the universe.

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You are the sun. The stars are at your command. Everything revolves around you.

10. Become an Internet meme sensation.

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#KanyeShrug

#KanyeStare

#KanyeMoments

#DoesKanyeSmile

Go forth and conquer, honorary doctors.

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