1. Own a large wardrobe comprised of only white clothes.
2. Have a solid dance routine prepared for any unexpected moment.
3. Marry a Kardashian.
4. Pretend to never care about anything.
5. Star in AT LEAST one 2 Chainz song, preferably with a solo that doesn't make sense.
6. Master the casual eye roll.
7. Have the ability to clone yourself.
8. Tell everyone you are a deity.
9. Control the universe.
10. Become an Internet meme sensation.
Go forth and conquer, honorary doctors.
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