7 Products That (Likely) Helped SkyMall Go Bankrupt

Today, we say goodbye to an airplane staple--the free SkyMall catalog--and honor a 25-year-old company (started in 1990), which has now filed for bankruptcy 11 protection. Goodbye, old friend.

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SkyMall

Now, we'll have to read sitting up? And people won't think I died while readying? Ugh. No, thanks.

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SkyMall

Now, how will you be able to attract the ladies while you grow new hair?

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Sky Mall

Now, how else are you going to train that hideous face of yours?

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Sky Mall

Now, you can no longer creepily eat an image of your pet on buttered toast.

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Sky Mall

Now, how are you going to bore your friends to death with "a game of legal reasoning"? (As any lawyer can tell you, passing the bar is just like a fun game...where you want to punch things!)

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Sky Mall

Now, you will have no super sexy way to massage those legs.

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Sky Mall

Now, you're going to have to ask an actual sumo wrestler to hunch over under a piece of glass. Awk. Ward.