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    These Two Dietitians Tried Your Diet And Almost Vommed

    Dietitians base their recommendations on the latest science, so when they read about another bogus fad diet being peddled by some rando on Facebook, there tends to be a lot of eye rolling. But to really understand the good, the bad, and the ugly of these quick fix weight loss trends, dietitians Abbey Sharp and Abby Langer decided to try them out. Let's just say, there was a lot of ugly.

    When two top media dietitians get together, they don't talk about the food guide, they bitch about the stupid diets you're probably attempting right now.

    Introducing Abbey Sharp and Abby Langer

    Back in January, they let a camera into their usual "girl talk" sesh and the result were hilarious.

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    Thinking of going raw? The alkaline diet? Master cleanse? The butter coffee diet? You may want to watch this first.

    The Next Step - a Diet Taste Test

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    This is where shit hits the fan. We actually speculate literally after all of those cleanses but let's not even go there.

    Abbey & Abby listened to your advice and decided to try some of these popular diets including Shakeology, a Liquid Plummer juice detox, and Freelee the Banana girl's Raw Til 4.

    Get that pepto bismol handy, folks.

    Liquid Plumber Detox Juice


    Raw Til 4 (Freelee the Banana girl shake)

    Watch For Yourself

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    Be sure to follow Abbey and Abby for lots of real-world healthy recipes and eating tips that you’ll be motivated to stick to for the long haul. They've also got a bunch more crazy diet trials coming up which you won't want to miss out on.

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