11 Life Lessons I Learned From Léon: The Professional

"Okay, pilgrim."

1. Drink Milk.

It makes you strong.

2. Thoroughly Enjoy Movies.

It's the little things.

3. Be Honest.

"Always like this."

4. Door Beads are for Douchebags.

Here's looking at you, Greg Brady.

5. Open the Door.

Please.

6. Be Precise.

Constant Vigilance.

7. Walk.

It gets you places.

8. Beanies are Cool.

Much like fezzes.

9. Look Behind Bathroom Doors.

Gary Oldman is probably hiding behind them.

10. Bad Guys Rarely Look Up.

This is advantageous when you have the core strength of a silverback gorilla.

11. Protect What You Love.

In the end, that's all that matters.