1. This song about German supermarket EDEKA is gonna be big. This actor is gonna be bigger.
2. Look at the way he steals a cat for no reason.
3. And the way he bathes in milk….
4. Don’t forget the cereal!
5. This man will offer you a snack from your trunk.
6. And make sure your toilet paper is plush enough.
7. But let’s not forget that at his core he is a dancer.
8. Such moves.
9. Much wow.
10. The ladies love him.
11. And we love him too!
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In The News Today
- US Soccer suspended Hope Solo for 6 months after she called Sweden's team "cowards" during the Rio Olympics ❌⚽️
- The death toll from Italy's earthquake rose to 159 people amid efforts to dig out residents still trapped in rubble.
- Donald Trump's campaign paid a Barnes & Noble $55,055 to buy more than 3,500 hardcover copies of his book.
