1. “Without the proper human, the collection is not complete.”
The Final Member is a Drafthouse Films documentary about the Icelandic Phallological Museum as it goes about completing its collection. For 40 years, the founder and curator of the museum collected every mammalian penis he could except for one. Now, two men compete to have their dingles featured as the first human sample.
2. The Icelandic Phallological Museum boasts quite the penis collection, but they’re missing one very important item.
3. This man had hoped to be the first human specimen in the mix.
4. But this virile American stepped in and decided to donate his special friend, “Elmo,” BEFORE he dies.
6. SHOW ME THE BLUEPRINTS!
7. What a doozy!
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.