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Each of us has a drunk alter ego — and a drunk astrology sign to match.

What Is Your Drunk Astrology Sign?

It's 8:00 p.m. on a Tuesday. What are you doing?

Go with the flow? Pft. Pregame at 11, bars at midnight, drunchies by 3 a.m. These are hard deadlines. And if your friends are tired and “don’t feel like going out,” you’re the one to pour some shots, call the Uber, and get everyone lit and to the club.

Capricorn — The Drunk Planner

When you’re drunk, you’re high-energy and passionate. It sure makes you a fun person to go out with, but be careful that you don’t let drunken debauchery get out of hand.

Aries — The Impassioned Drunk

Two drinks in, and you’re a totally different person. One second, you’re the life of the party. The next, you’re melting down in the bathroom. After that, you rally and you’re likely to be found having a philosophical conversation about dogs with the person next to you. Your friends have a nickname for your drunk alter ego, and when that person comes out, anything is possible.

Gemini — The Drunk Wildcard

When you’re inebriated, you suddenly become convinced you’re the life of the party (even if you’re not). You think your drunk insights are the most insightful, your jokes the funniest. This can actually make you an entertaining person to go out with, but be careful you don’t rub people the wrong way. No one likes an overbearing drunk.

Leo — The Obnoxious Drunk

You just want to go home. 11 p.m.? Time for bed. Paying a $20 cover? Hell no. You’d be just as happy curled up with a book and a bottle of red wine, getting sloshed with your cat.

Virgo — The Drunk Homebody

A craft brewery? Cool. A wine bar? Why not. An EDM club? Sure. You’re so chill when you’re drunk, you could lose your wallet, keys, and all your clothes and still be happy. In fact, you’re so chill, getting drunk isn’t even really your vice of choice. You’re a weed person through and through. Blaze it.

Libra — The Chill Drunk

When you’re drunk, you have all the feels all the time, and anything can bring on the tears. Puppies? Cry. Your crush? Cry. Some amazing cheese-drenched drunk food? Cry. Good news is, other drunk signs find your sappy self endearing, and you’re usually a pretty fun drunk — when you’re not bawling.

Pisces — The Drunk Crier

Your drunk self comes across as super original, unique, and cool. However, your allegiances are practically nonexistent, and you’ll flit from friend group to friend group, conversation to conversation, and place to place over the course of the night. You’re a fan of Irish exits and not staying in the same place for too long.

Aquarius — The Aloof Drunk

Fiery and lively, drunk you has a great sense of humor, but you can also be tactless and inconsiderate, saying whatever you’re thinking and feeling. Other drunk signs think this is hilarious, but be careful you don’t take it too far and insult someone who takes things more seriously than you do.

Sagittarius — The Sassy Drunk

When you’re drunk, you are highly sensitive, caring, and prone to strong emotions, which actually makes you a lot of fun. Great at reading a room, you know exactly how to liven things up or tone things down. You’re also quick to take care of your drunker friends in need. However, you can also let your emotions get away from you, and negative energy can send you into a moody, pessimistic downward spiral. Try to keep that contained — it ain’t cute.

Cancer — The Emotional Drunk

Going out with you is always lit, but sometimes a little ~too~ lit. Vodka Redbulls and Four Loko are often in your night’s repertoire. Tact and grace are out the window. You're that one messy drunk you can always spot in a room or pick out on the dance floor. But, hey, at least you can’t say you’re boring.

Scorpio — The Messy Drunk

When you go out, it’s go hard or go home. You’ll stay up until the last club closes, even if that’s 6 a.m. Messy? No way. You hold your alcohol and keep everything in check. You’re a real trooper.

Taurus — The Marathon Drinker

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