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    Eddy Grant - Romancing the Stone '84

    If you've never seen the classic '80s flick "Romancing the Stone" starring Kathleen Turner and Mr. Zeta-Jones himself, Michael Douglas, have no fear--in only three-and-a-half minutes, Eddy Grant re-enacts the entire film in painstaking detail, even wielding a machete between guitar solos. Never mind that the song is missing important features--like verses--that would actually make sense.

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