9 Ways To Troll YouTube Comments

Technically, if you think about it, this also tells you how to recognize when you're being trolled. Hint, hint!

1. Use a lot of swearing

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Be as profane, vulgar, and generally offensive as possible.

Example: F#ck you a$$hole, you're a f#cking dumb@$$ you piece of $hit!!!

(NOTE: The above statement was censored out on purpose, but in real life you wouldn't censor it...you would just simply type everything out. Remember the goal is to use as much profanity as possible, and it's not too profane to censor your own swears.)

2. Automatically disagree with, argue with, fight, and bicker at someone/anyone/EVERYONE!

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Just look at your target's argument/main point, and then give the exact opposite of that whether you believe in it or not. The goal here is to trigger a huge fight in the comments.

Example: You think 'Hunger Games' is the best movie ever!? Well...I think it's the worst series ever!!!!

3. Use racial slurs

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Kind of treading into sensitive territory here, but a real troll would have absolutely no problem with this...or any boundary, for that matter. Anyway, just remember that racism of any kind is obviously EXTREMELY offensive to people. Oh and just for the record I do not condone this in anyway, shape, or form.

Example: Shut up you f#cking (insert racial slur here)!

(NOTE: I'm obviously not going to write anything too offensive on my own post, so it's up to you to find out all the possible list of highly offensive racial slurs that you can use...just do a Google search, should be simple enough.)

4. Pretend to be a complete sexist

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More sensitive territory, but as I said above. A real troll wouldn't stop at this boundary either. Especially, if they're trolling YOU!

Example: Oh wait...? You're a girl??? Haha, I don't even know why I'm listening to you now...get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!

(NOTE: Obviously, I do not condone or support this kind of behavior either, just like how I don't like racism as well. Just want to make that clear to everyone.)

5. Be Homophobic

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Another hugely sensitive thing here, but remember, you're trolling after all.

Example: That's f#cking gheyyyyyy! You're such a f@ggot!!!

(NOTE: This is the 3rd time I will say this, but I don't support and/or condone this type of language and/or behavior...and there is clearly something wrong with you if you do.

6. Use "LOL" and "HAHA" a lot!

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This is meant to replicate the 'in-real-life' annoyance of obnoxious laughing.

Example: Wow! You're stupidity is too funny HAHAHAHAHA, LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

See how annoying that is?

7. Turn any argument into politics

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This one is easy to do...just go ahead and talk smack about any random political figure and somebody is bound to respond, and this will trigger a huge argument the likes of which can only be found on Youtube...or Reddit.

Example: Oh ya!? Well, you can blame it all on OBAMA/BUSH/THE GREEN PARTY!!!

8. Make it about religion

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Same formula as the 'politics' one here, except this time you're making it about religion.

Example: And that's why God/The Bible/The Koran is WRONG!!!

9. Make it personal

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Just throw out a random personal insult...it doesn't even have to do with anything. Just make it as personal and as insulting as possible.

Example: That's because you're a dumb@SS b!tch, you piece of rat $hit!