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    Tbone

    Hola, internets! I'm Tbone, a 2-month old female piggy pug from Manila!

    Tbonethepug
    by Tbonethepug

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    WELL HELLO THERE. I'M TBONE. LET ME TAKE YOU THROUGH A DAY IN MY LIFE. BTW, I TYPE IN ALL CAPS CAUSE IT'S HARD ENOUGH HAVIN PAWS, OK?

    WHENEVER I GET TO EAT IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY. I'M TRIPPIN SO HARD RIGHT NOW, YOU GUYS!

    AFTER LUNCH, I USUALLY SLEEP WHILE KEEPIN THE FLASHDANCE SOUNDTRACK ON IN THE BACKGROUND.

    ANOTHER HOBBY OF MINE IS DESTROYING TOWELS. MY HUMAN FINDS IT SO HARD TO GET MAD AT ME BECAUSE... WELL JUST LOOK AT ME. HOW DO YOU GET MAD AT A FACE LIKE MINE?

    MOST PPL GET THEIR BEST IDEAS IN THE SHOWER. I GET MINE WHILE ON THE POTTY. THIS IS ME CONTEMPLATIN ABOUT WORLD DOMINATION AND SUCH.

    WHY, YES. I WOULD LIKE MORE KIBBLE. THANK YOU.

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN BAECON IS BAD FOR DOGS?

    NAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!! OH THE DECEPTION! I'VE BEEN DECEIVED!

    WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE MILKBONES.

    IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SLEEP. VISIT ME AGAIN SOON, ALRIGHT? I MISS YOU ALREADY.

    COUGH UP THAT HAMBURGER AND LEAVE IT AT THE DOOR BEFORE YOU GO THOUGH. I SMELL IT ON YOU. KBYE.

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