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    Twenty Reasons Why Ed FitzGerald Hasn't Released His Jobs Plan

    Ed FitzGerald keeps reiterating that this election should be about the issues, but we are 47 days away from Election Day and Ed STILL has not released his plan for Ohio's economy. Why might this be the case?

    20. His former staff sent it to him but it had a lower case g

    19. He was going to use Stickland's then realized he didn't have one either

    18. He only cares about HIS job

    17. He's still waiting in line at the BMV

    16. He's too busy looking at Facebook

    15. "I knew Eric Kearney was supposed to do something before he left!"

    14. He's still looking for his State of the County notes

    13. It's on the $400 million slow-speed train

    12. He's still applying for his Indiana, I mean Ohio State diploma

    11. "What? And focus on the issues?"

    10. Nina Turner hid it at MSNBC

    9. He's still trying to pass his driver test

    8. Chris Redfern is vetting it

    7. He'll get to it once he feeds David Pepper's meters

    6. He's too busy hiding his tax proposal

    5. He already released it in the form of a bumper sticker that says "Kasich Works"

    4. They shifted it down the ticket

    3. It's lost in Westlake

    2. It's a public record

    1. He doesn't have one...