You've been tempted to buy makeup brushes just so that way you can brush them up against your skin.
The girls watch shaving videos and the boys watch makeup videos because less gender rolls. More back rolls.
You know the great mystery behind the love of people playing with your hair.
Uncle E makes THE WEIRDEST videos known to man.
You get so happy when there's an ASMRtist that can actually act!
And the one word that can end it all: immunity.
You've stopped watching a video that wasn't binaural more than once.
You mourn when you break your headphones.
You can name all of your triggers.
Whenever you find someone else who listens to ASMR.
Trying to persuade your friends to watch it.
Rule 64: If it exists, there is an ASMR of it.
When it comes to ASMR-otica, you either love it, hate it, or think it's just as weird as every other kidnapping roleplay.
Most of the time the people on boyfriend videos are better than the boyfriends you'll ever have.
Whenever a big YouTuber makes a video about ASMR you celebrate for all the exposure.
You still remember just how strange it was when you first found it.
The struggle is real in trying to explain what ASMR feels like without using the strange terminology.
You will cherish it until the day you receive your immunity.
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