33 Things CalSO 2015 Taught Us

While y'all were orienting students, we were slightly disoriented.

1. Even with no music....

... you all dance with the rhythm of your souls.

2. You have gained a slew of skills...

... like self defense tactics.

3. You know how to accessorize...

... WORK IT!

4. Daily Cal...

... must own an invisibility cloak.

5. Some of you really know how to steal the show!

... Dante...

6. You have a way of making everything about YOU...

especially JESSICA LIU!

7. You are not afraid...

... to get up close and personal.

8. Joseph Greenwell can definitely tie a solid bow-tie...

... but could use some work on his selfie skills.

9. David Suratt...

... Would have KILLED IT in stomp the yard.

B R E A K I T D O W N !!

10. Not all mic men....

11. are men...

12. It is VERY difficult to make tie-dye "work"...

... especially with patterned bottoms.

13. Escorting student to the Haas Clubhouse (in Strawberry Canyon)...

...is not the same as Haas Clubroom in Haas Pavilion.

NICKI P.

14. There is no greater praise than a "Standing-Oh-Nathan"

... Just don't be weird about it.

15. If Tanisha fell like Chrissy...

... she may have bled blue and gold.

16. Claud(e) Torres...

... is the next Supreme.

17. No matter how simple or mundane the task...

... Dalia will find a way to make it loud and obnoxious.

18. Gabriella is already putting her Creative Writing Minor to good use...

... Starring Jared T. Ward's Backpack.

19. Dylan Kato

is the biggest troll that ever lived.

20. There is no better hashtag than #TheFaultInOutSongs YOU TRIED KATE!

... PROUD OF YOU!

21. No matter what is ever said... EVER...

... Ricco will have a sassy response.

22. Whether closing ends on time, early, or late...

... Rupert will manage to only show up for the last five minutes.

23. 420, Berkeley's favorite number...

... 430 CalSO's most exclusive number!

24. Changing a flat tired outside of Bakersfield with 50 hungry students...

... is never a good idea.

25. Changing a flat tired a few days after having your appendix removed

... Is also never a good idea... neither is playing Rugby the day of the CalSO Banquet.

26. Putting beads away is difficult...

... but they are apparently edible.

27. Not all Asians look the same...

... But these ones actually do.

28. By the end of the night...

... things (and leaders) get a little weird.

29. Not all of us can find love like Liz and Maverick...

30. Or Beth and Nathan...

31. But we KNOW Jessica and Spencer will...

GIVE IT UP FOR JESS LIU!!

32. Despite Jared's accent...

... he is not actually from the South.

33. Chrissy may always be competitive...

... but she's not as young and athletic as she once was.