13 Cringe-Worthy "LOTR" Pick-Up Lines To Get You In The Mood For "The Desolation Of Smaug" Premiere

Are you the ring? ‘Cause I’ve got my eye on you.

13. “My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.”

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12. “Gimli a piece of that!”

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11. “You know what they say about big feet..”

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10. “I last longer than Boromir.”

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9. “I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.”

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8. “Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.”

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7. “YOU SHALL NOT PASS, until you give me your number.”

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6. “Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.”

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5. “I’ll have you for second-breakfast.”

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4. “Will you be my precciiiiioouuuusss?”

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3. “Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?”

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2. “Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?”

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1. And this..

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And don’t forget to see The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug coming to U.S. theaters December 13th!

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