1. THIS Picture of the Starter Pokémon Options
2. This Picture of Pikachu Looking in Pretty Bad Shape
3. This Picture of Bloody-Eyed Mew
4. This Picture of Venusaur Looking Like a Wild Beast
5. This Picture of Charmander Fulfilling His Carnivorous Needs
6. This Horrifying Picture of Mr. Mime Doing What He Does Best
7. And Finally, THIS Picture of Nurse Joy
Sweet dreams, Pokémon-Goers!