7. Mrs. Whitfield had strong thigh muscles…
Such strong thigh muscles, in fact, that she could harbor: a stapler, a ruler, a box of sharpies, tape, a box of pushpins, a box of pencils, reusable labels, and 10 unidentifiable office supplies.
8. Carol was ready to get frisky with Mr. Brady’s bookmark…
Probably because he was a “strong, feral man”.
14. And Sam always delivered some late night meat…
TO ALICE’S BED.
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